Nice. I couldn't wait to be there when her kid learns "You're Mommy is a homewrecker that needs to have more self respect. Also, you're biological father is a tool." I bet the kid won't have any issues with this. Not that it is the kid's fault, but this can not help the kid keep a low profile.

@LadyFabulous: Childlessly!

Why... why are you trying to ruin my morning? I got up early to print my thesis paper, and decide to check Jezebel, and I see this.

@Erda is at two with the universe:

@lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: Forget agitating. I want to be plowed.

Well, today seems full of No-Shits.

Is it wrong that news about condoms makes me want to squee my new boyfriend has a huge penis?

I can just imagine Luz shaking his head sadly as he tells his grandchildren:

OMG WTF?! Beauty Pagents are based on LOOKS?! This if fucking GROUND BREAKING!!! Someone call CNN!

I call Shenanigans. Patterson, you are high aren't you?

@Spritie: I can deal with his face just fine. But I agree with you on the..."Waitaminute, Patterson. Were you smoking earlier?"

Maybe just get legally wed and don't tell anyone? You can keep the cool couple status, and still be like "I'm visiting him in the hospital, fool!"

@Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: I can sort of relate to Brown. When I was younger and a large shitstorm happened in my life, I went the route to disordered eating. I knew I was thin, I just wanted to have control over something.

@NaldoHecuba: You *know* I will be looking ballin' when I hit the street with my LV mask.

She is a Decent and CHRISTIAN lady, And your NAME makes us Nervous.

Checkin' out her ass, ur doin' it rong.

@punzerel: I know! I get all dreamy and wistful and think maybe I should change my major from journalism and a minor in political science to becoming a lawyer and wear stylish yet simplisitic footwear.

@JerseyGrrrl: India had a female prime minister for a while, and Egypt did as well, if I recall correctly. Indonesia, too, I think. The idea (roughly) is that the protective and maternal instincts will help the country prosper.

@Luna131: This reminds me of the Vagina Monlouges. =(

@baraqiel: I could believe that. I mean, we use spare metal for armor, why not bondage gear for body bags?