Oh man, the sex swing beach chair thing made me laugh. I was on this date with a creepy guy and we went to the movies, cause I love me some cliches. Anyway, a Pamula Anderson quote came up "The swing is the best seat in the house." Since I wasn't digging him at all, I decided not to make a joke about it. After the…

See, all this does is make me worry that I should of put on a condom quicker when having sex with my fuckbuddy. But it was the day after my period!.. [/whine]

@KittenFluff: I see where you are coming from. I'm a thin one (Being poor, hyperactive, and vegetarian goes along with the genes) and the same way people who are considered "large" don't like it being pointed out and insulted, I don't like it when people remark how thin I am and assume things. Everything has…

In where I went to highschool and grew up, if you pulled over on the side of the road, popped your car hood up and put on your emergency lights, not only will everyone who passes by pull over to help you out no matter what, but they will also check your oil, do a tire rotation, lend you any money you need, and invite…

Lessons I have learned due to terrible, hilarious expirences.

We need to round up all these fashion designers and have them listen to "(I Like Them)Fat Like That" by Five Guys Named Moe. Yes, it's alright to keep making clothes for thin people too, but remember:

As a naturally very thin female, thanks for acknowledging that we are still women, too. Curves don't make you women. Curves means, well, you have curves.

I'm pretty excited. I just sent in my first email for them. And I can't lie, I have girlish joy hope they call me.

@lilbobbytables loves the NES: My scrawny bony gangly 12 year old boy arms can be used as hacksaws.

@Shannon: I don't want to get all sappy, but I am maple to say that the best love I ever got was from a tree. So to all you Jezzies, I confur.

@Samanthrax: One time Dolly Pasron impersonator complimented my eyes, and I melted into a happy puddle of LocalStMary.

I love what that does to her chest.

@vikkitikkitavi: I agree. I don't have curves. Am I not a woman?

I saw the gif of the boy doing his jacket thing, and immediately imagined him doin it to the words "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot".

@Eeva: In the article, it says it has only happened a couple times, around 5. Ever.

Well, she can talk all she wants, but it's still my body, bitch.

@katie.scarlett.o'hara: I had a pet chicken when I was a young kid, named Henrietta. I challenge you to find another 6 year old who names their pets Smudge, Henrietta, and Foucault.

@Boredinacubicle: I know what you mean by reacting to others' moods. By the time the day meds wear off, I'll be hanging around with the best friend, but we feed off each other into mania. While I imagine I should avoid this, knowing how to manipulate my imbalance provides me feeling drunk without spending the money.

@Penny Plastic: With my mania, people thought I was drunk. Of course, my mania made me reckless and shameless, so sometimes I was drunk at high school. But I just making sex jokes after sex jokes after sex jokes, and then pretending to kiss Jill.

@water baby: I have a mood disorder now, with a side of depression. I was orginally diagnosed as bipolar, until for some reason I didn't fall in that catagory. But I don't like what I was back then. I may have learned something, like if I am having trouble to seek help, or to tell others it is okay to seek help, but I…