@safi: He wasn't trying to get you to be cool with him seeing other women while you would have to exclusive, was he?

Lean forward to try to hide erection...check...smile awkwardly...done....Okay, Frank, you can do this...

Hmm. In regard's to Shonda Rhimes's dress, I wish the top was a little different. But mostly, I am always impressed when people who aren't a size 0 were shiney material. Hell, I am considered underweight, and I am nervous about wearing shiney fabric. (Thanks, society!) But I always admire confident women.

Does anyone else find that photo to be incredibly powerful? She looks so sad.

@Samazon: I could not agree more. And it would hurt like.a.bitch to get them caught.

Jessica, come sit by me. There are tons of people giving you good advice, and telling you to accept yourself, and try to express your emotions in a healthy way. However, I'm people sensitive too, so take my bad advice.

My ovaries EXPLODED at that first picture, and I ran to show my Mom it. Her and I have nothing in common, so I was glad to have us both squee at something.

The old boyfriend, who has been negated to booty call friend status, learned that I faked orgasms. He asked me why, so I replied

I'll just have my close friend/soul mate take a picture of me grinning mischievously and pushing up my cleavage.

I refuse to call this holiday anything other than what it is:

@SarahHeartburn: Not only that, but you could probably revive Esperanto if you wanted to.

After my first kiss, the girl told me I kissed like a cow.

Haha, I would use a close friend's tarot cards, since I taught myself the basics one day out of boredom.

Thank God the cleaning fumes I inhale from cleaning houses under the table leave me passive and docile!

I can imagine you saying that, and when you get to "perfect state of mere...sharing", you tilt your head slightly, eyes slightly distant, and a small, vague smile on your lips.

@Stagtasticfantastic: Well, if those wolves would just stop mating all the time we wouldn't have to abort anything and not kill them from low flying planes!

@Stagtasticfantastic: Well those wolves wouldn't need to be having those abortions if they would just die already from those guns!

I wish Whoopie was my cool Aunt.

@badmutha: Kick ass, with polished nails and neatly groomed hair, and then serve their ass back to them on a sterling silver platter. And smile sweetly.

@Little Green Frog: Mmmmm, NPR.