@mbprice: Uh, you can get arrested if it is two people.

I always forget.

@Avalonia: They EXIST. I go onto a forum and there are seriously people who believe that they are vampires.

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Of course, the super strength...drinking blood..gives them...gives them...super strength?

Well, if she is a poor mother and can not raise her children correctly, then child services can take them away. (Of course, I hope for the best, naturally)

Ex Fornicater? Well, I don't procreate, and that ryhmes with forincate, so can I get away with not buying that shirt?

@MadamVi: I only heard of boys getting erections, but mostly because of hormone fluctuations. Developing stuff is srs bizness.

Hmm. Lilo, do you have some sun damage on your face? I'm concerned. You are beautiful, and skin cancer is srs bisniz.

And the LORD said 'Those that engage in heathen acts of double pleasure shall be scorned by those with tight faces.' "

Huh. See, what happened to me was that the guy in India who was being a bit aggressive got maced. And that basically protects me really well.

@SallyRebel: Sentences but don't structure have.

God. I may had been sneaking cigarettes when I was 16 and 17, but I never had the proverbial balls to do that kind of stuff.

I'm majoring in journalism, and spelling and grammar doesn't come naturally to me. My parents were raised in the south, very poor and uneducated, and growing up I didn't have the best of examples. (When I was 9 years old I moved up to Michigan, and that was when I learned "well" and "good were actually different, and…

Actually, this recession has taught me to be more creative with my clothes. Instead, I use my political pins to shut the rip on my purse, beadazzled a shirt to wear while clubbing, go to Clair's to buy jewelry, and those jeans that are getting thin and cold in my wintery climate just means I wear two pairs of thick…

@Meretrice: I know. A friend told me she got some really amazing jeans for only 45 dollars, I did my signature 'Ha! Huh ha.....Oh, god, I'm so sorry, I didn't think you..." amazed that she though 45 dollars was a steal.

@LocalStMary: Although, I did live in fear when I was 12-15 that I was going to get it unprepared. And I was completely unprepared about my period regarding when to change everything. I was always told it would be light.

My family taught me nothing about reproduction. When I was around 13 I decided I should know about this stuff and went to my local library and read up.

@morninggloria:

@trulymadlyme: I looked down very sadly right then.

@pandorasmittens: If was the leader of the FCC, I would make it that advertisements can only consist of ponies.