@Annabellie: "Oh, uh, see, yeah, it *looks* like a pet, but it actually a beaver, which represents...something....else.....uh...."
@Ulookinatmyjunk: Diary of a Mad Black Blogger: I didn't get the vodka appreciation badge. They took it away once I started suggesting oral sex with the scout leader. =/
@Annabellie: I agree with you on having them remind you how cool you are.
Whoa, wait, wait.
Oh god, after telling a man I like to take things slow, telling him I have to work or have school everyday that he isn't working, keeping my hands in my pockets all the time, taking his arm off my shoulders, taking my hand out of his, and sitting as far away as I can, the guy still thinks I want to make out on the end…
@morninggloria: Totally. Whenever a male asks a person to swallow, it's called a Fertilitini.
Is it just me, or would anyone else go to this thing to find out who to make yourself *less* fertile? I don't want kids....
@aubonpam:
@Annasfatassistant: It might be short and tight, but my butt will put up a fight!
@dianersb: I hope to wake up one day and find out, after Obama has long since retired from his Camelot, that he had a Jezebel account.
My heart kinda exploded in warm&happiness at that clip.
@LocalStMary: Also, I just realized using a child playground metaphor might not be the wisest when discussing sexuality. =/
@julijet: I agree. However, aroused women alone can arouse me. I figure it is the same way seeing a child playing on a playground makes me happy- it reminds me of when I had fun playing on a playground. So seeing an aroused woman makes me aroused because I can relate to what she is feeling, which is something I very…
@RainbowBrite: I own a 'Porn for Women' book, and I find it a.) humorous, since it is exaggerating the stereotypes and b.) I like handsome shirtless men.
It was photoshopped.
@sportz.star: I agree. I was wondering when the "Look at me and mah boy toy jumpeh bai baygee backdropz!" would appear.
@Mkp-hearts-NYC: If I ever have a kid (I hope not, not for me) that is something I think I would say.