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In other news, a dozen hard-working but unpublished novelists just held hands and jumped off a bridge.

Soo... I used to sell cars, and I'm in the process of writing a book about how to buy a car without getting screwed. And I'm a woman, so I extra know how to not get woman-screwed, I guess. Everyone come buy it when I'm done?

Yeah, Mrs. Das and I went to testdrive the 500 Abarth some while ago and the dealer more or less refused to hand her the keys because "this car only comes as manual, honey". I thought she was gonna choke a bitch. Being from Europe, we can't get our license not knowing how to drive stick and that was really insulting,

His nickname is "The Cooch".

Shes so cute.

Oh thank god, someone let Suri know, she'll be so relieved.

Whatever his name his, if he doesn't turn 18 and immediately change it to "The Baby Formerly Known as Prince" then his life is a waste.

Congratulations baby Joffrey!

True, but I'm not 100% sure that Elizabeth will ever die, so...

BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY WHAT WHAT!

was gonna point that put..SIDE EYE Ms. Jackson SIDE EYE!

He'd hardly be the first male British royal to wear a dress.

And so on.

I'm strangely disappointed.

Forgot to mention the part where the person who signed the termination letter was Wissam Al Mana: Janet Jackson's husband. And the termination letter read, approximately: "Your contract has been terminated because of your unacceptable and inappropriate behavior during your latest business to Dubai, resulting in your

Actually, the art market is the opposite of inscrutable, in that it follows the most basic principle of economics, supply and demand. People really wanting something + low supply = sky-high prices.

Negative.

Way more commonplace than you'd think - over half of the females I know have hiked at least a week solo on a major trail, be it the Appalachian, PCT, Desert Trail, or others. Women I know are on hotshot fire crews for four month terms, and on Conservation Corps teams for 12 months of service.

Everyone else is thinking it, I'm just saying it: