Good thing I have no SIM to hack! Ha ha, oh obsolete phone of mine...

coming soon from AT&T: +$14/month anti-simcard hacking fee

If you're not the first drag racing movie of the summer, you're last

It's also a Nazi propaganda movie in space, and that's why it's so amazing.

Verhoeven gave me the Starship Troopers I wanted. Thanks Paul.

What a great goddamn year for car movies. As much as I unashamedly enjoy the action movie nonsense of the F&F series, Ive been pining for more serious flicks like this and Rush. It looks like its been filmed in a very exploitation/B-movie style. I like that, I like it a lot.

"Neptune High really does sit on a hell mouth..."

Nicely Done, Gizmodo. The historical power of photography, +1.

"Our email doesn't scream out for this sort of refined sorting"

Hot outfit, hot shoes.

Luscious locks, pointy nails, fab lip color, dangerously poor taste in man-children. FTFY.

I liked the easy casual chic style they were all rocking.

Michael Bay approves.

This just furthers my belief that we need - nay, REQUIRE - a full-time Russian Dashcam Jalopnik board, like Oppo. I could watch these things all day.

Saw this on Reddit a few days ago: (pretty sure it's the same incident)

Call now, and I'll throw in a fuel vortex generator for just $19.95!

Does The Big Lebowski count?

All it needs now is the Star Trek door closing swoosh sound. :D

Yes, but it will be the image Gawker will use while screaming "DRONE!!!!" I figured I would get a head of the ball on that one.