Yeah, but it has all of that padding!

As a fan of dirty double-entendres, I cannot get over how truly fantastic this comment is.

Took the family to LA last year and wanted to get a nice close-up shot of the Hollywood sign, since it’s kinda hard to make out in pictures when taken from down below where the regularly- used roads are... So I found online a list of streets where you can optimally see the sign; little did I know when trying to follow…

Because the Circle Tram #20 ain’t enough for them suckaz!

Pfff — They just dusted off and repurposed the Suzanne Somers figure from 1985... C’mon, now!

Sudden Death...

He stands the true intestine-ment of time...

Since the ballots are cast in private, does anything stop a country from taking the bribe money and fucking Blatter over by not voting for him? Are the votes sealed forever or are they eventually ever revealed?

Do you think officials at the IOC are now shaking in their boots? Certainly corruption abounds on the Olympic levels just the same — if maybe not as brazen?

Bribeney Spears...

Which region is that? The North American one? Or the Central American one? Or the Caribbean one? Or the West Indies one? Or the Japanese one? Or the Korean one?

Or perhaps the current Serena, who’s probably going to snag her 20th slam trophy in about a week; oldest woman to hold the #1 spot in history, and an insane career-long 84% win rate. She’s truly untouchable and appears as if she’ll keep on annihilating these lil’ hotshot Ukranian and Russian girls 6-2 6-0 for what…

Ten trillion stars for this post — but let’s not forget the real Kim Jong Il of enablers here, and that is stupid Matt Lauer. The Today Show has always gloated about how they have the exclusive every time those dumb shits pop out another child, and rush to feature their creepy frozen grins as they come on the show to m…

Yeah, it’s strange to see technology juxtaposed with a sterile ugly 1970s-era institutional-looking space..

The haters can fuck off, I appreciate your analogy. I was going to use the “home run ball rolling into someone’s front door of their house across the street from the park” — naturally an extremely unlikely occurrence, but that’s what analogies are for, to call out the absurd. The gist of it is, Cops Say Trespassing is…

Care to share tips and tricks? Is it all about the shoulder taking the brunt of the impact?

sometimes you’ll see him create the contact, on purpose, by plowing into Klay Thompson’s chest, and then he will launch himself backward as though struck by a tank shell, like it was Thompson’s fault.

Then, you can check in when the mood strikes,

Never really had an occasion to post about this, so this seems an opportune moment to tell my cat hair story...

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