Eh, as a (half) Jew, all I've really heard is kike and heeb .. maybe the occasional moneygrubbing but, eh, I don't think any of us would dare claim those are anywhere near the offensiveness of the n-word connotation...

While I appreciate how in-tune with memes and Internet culture you are, I must express my shock and sadness that you have fucked up the URL of the most important website in Internet history. (It's Goatse.cx, not Goat.se — you think the Swedes would really put up with that giant gaping asshole?)

"Have you ever been to Dallas? SPOILER: It's America's worst city. Everything people decry about traffic, sprawl, McMansions, and general American vapidity is embodied by Dallas. "

There is a John Hancock joke to be maid here, but I will always concede to a good ol' fashioned Trump bashing... well done!

...and who said Morrissey was a one-hit wonder?

Probably because commenters are a pretty odd bunch..

Definition #2:

But as a consolation, the grunt helped her also smell the flavor of toothpaste her opponents used that morning from great distances..

You're just full of djokes, ain'tcha...

Ah. That must be why slavery and lynching jokes are a big hit this season...

Yeah, I was wondering, is that some sort of roulette reference?

There's no better way to watch Morley Safer and Mike Wallace than while being surrounded by whores ...who cater to your very specific fetish for Laotian midgets.

A fellow got his drone stuck on the roof of the Cowboys' stadium earlier this summer and staff was actually cool enough to get it down for him. http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2014/06/10/man… .. though, that probably won't be the norm going forward...

Using your paws to eat kibbles? Certainly you didn't learn that at Ms. Huxtley's Finishing School!?

You have a shitload of BMWs by now. You must have at least 24 of them from as it seems you buy one every Wednesday. Does all this "working at home with Google" help pay for all those parking spaces too?

"working 12 hours a week online" ... fuck that, who wants to work while they're fucking off online? Especially his neighbour's whore sister...

I don't mean to stalk you, but that was corny...

Per the science behind it targeting specific molecules, I'm wondering how this thing can't fuck up someone's eyeballs — are the molecules its targeting somehow exclusive to just skin only?

These are great, but she really unleashes the fury when doing Kenny Loggins' classic, Footfault.

I love how instead of going after Roscoe the Dog he just stares back at the camera like "..you see that??"