"Yes, barber, I'd like the Dave Coulier, but take a little off the sides.."

He went for the BOLS peach brandy instead of the Bombay Sapphire just mere inches above? This is exhibit A of misguided parenting, my friends.

Don't forget green chile recipes and sopapillas in every restaurant!

I think the Play Dead strategy really only works in situations like an active shooter roaming around a building indiscriminately trying to kill people. For this guy, from what it sounds, it almost seems like he wouldn't care one way or the other if she was dead, in fact, he might have felt that if she was dead…

Yeah, I'd take a $40,000,000 contract and a penthouse condo overlooking the ocean versus whatever the hell "riches" Cuba has to offer...

Hah, 15 hours — perhaps, if America's ass-kicking fleet is stationed out of Hawaii?

Interestingly, when Neetzan (the worst of the fucking worst) was called out for inaccuracies, he'd maybe amend the article with an "UPDATE:" but would almost never change the headline, even if the update now completely countered the headline as untrue. It's almost as if the rule of thumb was, "if the headline is…

I don't have a problem with the way the Qatar headline was written, as it was relatively truthful in the 9/11 casualty comparison. The true clickbait, however was the total horseshit folks like Neetzan Zimmerman would write, which were simply out and out lies — sometimes in the article itself, he'd update it with a…

"And in the future, please give careful consideration to future reports on Qatar."

Indeed.. and with a population of 2,000,000, after the World Cup, I wouldn't think there'd ever be a reason any of those stadiums will be filled to capacity for any reason .. I guess they'll just end up rotting like the Montréal Biosphere after a few years?

Interesting .. check out how close all of the stadiums are to each other, they're mostly within 5 miles of each other in the general vicinity of Doha... as if the other towns in Qatar have literally no population or infrastructure to support a soccer stadium. But then, what the hell is Doha going to do with 10 new…

Don't know what that guy is talking about saying it dates back to the 1950s, you are correct in that this was in the wheelhouse of Early 1980s Yakov Smirnoff material.

You are correct. Explained here: http://regressing.deadspin.com/howdy-there-st…

Howdy, there — statistics nerd whose profession involves calculating and weighing odds for various games of chance, here. The phenomenon Reuben was alluding to does not account for the elimination of those 7,000,000 combinations but the aggregate chances of winning as "more and more years' worth of 7 billion…

I am a Cleaver.. Now, cut me some slack, Jack, Chump betta hand over the cash or chump don't get da help!

Wikipedia ain't tellin' unless you give it a cut of that bar bet it thinks you have going on, there..

Sure, fussy britches, here's you a new console, and we'll even throw in a copy of NBA Live '14 — enjoy!

"Hey, all you Big Boppaz, the Warriors are headin' down 3rd Avenue in Midtown lookin' for a stone cold beatin', y'hear?"

(Hah, yeah, I haven't quite appreciated the whole THIS! craze, but when people post a response with just the word "This!" alone, I habitually respond with "..or that!" for gigglin's) .. So, yes, we all have distinct memories of when we were children (hell, I mean, think about all the truly unimportant stuff that you…