Sure, fussy britches, here's you a new console, and we'll even throw in a copy of NBA Live '14 — enjoy!

"Hey, all you Big Boppaz, the Warriors are headin' down 3rd Avenue in Midtown lookin' for a stone cold beatin', y'hear?"

(Hah, yeah, I haven't quite appreciated the whole THIS! craze, but when people post a response with just the word "This!" alone, I habitually respond with "..or that!" for gigglin's) .. So, yes, we all have distinct memories of when we were children (hell, I mean, think about all the truly unimportant stuff that you…

Exactly; like I say, unless Mia Farrow was some sort of professional hypnotist or had access to an arsenal of high-grade mind-bending hallucinogens, I can't imagine she'd have the power to overwrite such a traumatic memory and change the details purely for revenge.

Think back to when you were 7 years old — old enough to retain a lifetime of vivid memories even from just simple banal shit; for those kids who experience trauma or witness horrifying events unfold before their eyes, they never forget details.

Ah, the days when things like video clips took time and shit that got deleted off the Internets stayed deleted off the Internets..

We will have naan of that here, young man...

Those responsible are sure to experience instant Korma..

I was there at that very Superbowl and I will tell you that when it happened, nobody in the stands were aware of it until after the game. My pals and I only heard about it on sports radio in the car, and we were like "Janet Jackson flashed her boobie??" And it wasn't because we weren't paying attention, but that…

Who set you up for this pun??

My wifey and I were there and afterwards it occurred to me how likely opposite, batshit and scare tactic-filled such a rally for Abbott would be versus the positive message of Wendy's campaign and her rousing supporters. You can't get more down to earth than ol' Wendy.

Sure. Us Jews love it 'cuz it's full of gold! Chaghaghagha.

Very interesting to read all the comments about all the obscure regional rivalries (probably one of the best nonsensical list linkbaits I've ever seen — well played!), but the one glaring omission is that Colorado hates Texas, and us Texans are mostly blissfully unaware of this one-way hate, but every Coloradan I've…

He's a bloomin' idiot...

..doesn't even have a dollar? Check

Re: the Star-Telegram columnist.. that's ol' Fats LeBreton who once compared Vancouver 2010 to Berlin 1936...

..and then there's this shot of arriving passengers at Milwaukee International in town for the game..

Coach appears to be a little excited about this master plan with that party goin' on in his pants..

By the way.. I meant to say "120 days from the day the show aired" — and the real nail bitin' screw there is that if the show never airs, then they don't have to pay you.

Yeah, I know — I wasn't bagging on you :D ..
Just proverbially sayin'...