Yeah, I wonder why they didn't go all out and have the shower heads in the visitors' locker room 6" apart, and fuzzy heart-shaped towels...

according to ESPN—the only competitor came in 1980, when the 49ers overcame a 28 point deficit against the Saints.

Ya? There's an "r" in grapefruit, what's your point?

Nah, people who watch 60 Minutes — as old as they are — are probably a little more worldly and one would hope would have more of a level of intelligence... so, replace 60 Minutes with Wheel of Fortune and you will be spot on..

What is it with British TV shows and the one-two punch of dramatic crane sweep shots of the audience + blue tinted spotlights everywhere?

He didn't say "pretty please.."

I don't want to call them out for staging this with only successful portions edited together, but the alternative is to believe that they actually have like 25 different cameras positioned in various spots just for a quick-fire two-second clip of, say, just a marble being propelled..

In Louisiana, that is about what ye call a pelican nowadays anyway..

Cajunboy, so good to see you back writing again — so, how were you able to hack Barry's password?

That is perhaps the best veiled and obscure Rielle Hunter joke I ever did see....

Bzzt, this won't work more than one time. If you don't have a receipt, they ask for your DL and you are then on "return probation" for six months.

Robots. Did the Jetsons teach you nothing, young man?

Looks familiar.... Dannnnnyyyyyyy...!!!

Nick Folk, wha? He hasn't played for the Cowboys since 2009; does Philly drive-time radio have a 3-year delay?

I believe he's just singing a Shakira song from 2006, no?

Yeah and there's no ineffective big ol' button on the top of the tank that flushes like 2 shot-glasses worth of water...

Boy, I hear that guy can fly down the field..

The photo of the escalators submerged still blows my fucking mind. That means that everything beneath those escalators was floor-to-ceiling shit-water, all the (already nasty) wooden benches, old payphones, all those black "rodenticide" boxes... And so once the water had finally been drained, I can only imagine…

That pic of the inflatable bladder shows that finally there is a legitimate use for the famed Underwater Basket Weaving

Only if it's stuffed with cheese..