The photo of the escalators submerged still blows my fucking mind. That means that everything beneath those escalators was floor-to-ceiling shit-water, all the (already nasty) wooden benches, old payphones, all those black "rodenticide" boxes... And so once the water had finally been drained, I can only imagine…

That pic of the inflatable bladder shows that finally there is a legitimate use for the famed Underwater Basket Weaving

Only if it's stuffed with cheese..

Per USA Today (lulz), "The Wizards need a win soon to avoid the NBA record for the worst start, which was set by the New Jersey Nets, who lost 18 to start the 2009-10 season."

As Susan has been telling us, mom makes $28,124.15 per week doing work on the computer...

That's like someone in Hollywood saying "Bob Schmitz isn't a no-name, he's one of the most respected key grips in the business!"

They had it coming, I say! And I warned 'em all in Mr. Hawthorne's Chemistry II, so they were given ample notice.

Ah, gotcha. But, even on the re-take you say paints... do you mean pants?

Ohh, there's 20 more to come, I assure you.... and then people will vote so the winner can score that book of whimsical lulz written by potsmokers.

I swear I read this sentence like 12 times before deciding to write and ask wtf this means :p Could you re-word this, I'm genuinely curious of the punchline here ..

Waitaminute... Cincinnati people are forced to watch frickin' Cleveland while the entire West Coast gets to watch a potentially decent Bengals game? J'accuse!

After the reports of the first fellow classmate died after we all graduated (maybe a year afterwards), I was shocked and started to wonder if any many more would die before the 10th reunion. Out of 275 of us, four of them died; two car wrecks, one suicide and another where a dude dove off a cliff into a shallow…

"90 days? Kid's stuff! I built the Ryugyong all by myself in a weekend!"

If not for halftime, how else would there be time to bet on the 2nd half?

Pals call me 'Merigo.

Looks like a Cincinnati Chili, but can you imagine the shitmess if they served those at Lakers games? Let alone that they'd be $22...

Yeaaaah, I mean, what kinda douchebag wears shades to a Lakers game?

Terrorism on home soil = off limits;

Per Wiki: Seventy children lost at least one parent in the crash, with 18 of them left orphaned .. Yeah, I'd say let 'em continue to have their memorial. It's no skin of this guy's back...

If I just flipped upside down and was able to reach my phone, I'm pretty sure I'd be on it too, probably to dial 911. But that's just me...