And yet NBC interrupts regular programming for three fucking hours of the French Open, about six hours in to the day's worth of games. So, if you're a fan already then you've already seen the Nadal or Djokovich match earlier in the morning — why would you want to slug through the musings of Dick Enberg?

though Airtime is supposed to have visual recognition software to discourage this too

Oh, that's just a bunch of Babolat...

Incorporating high-fiving wheelchair'd Tennis Camp kids into a music video is so avant garde, somewhere in Manchester Morrissey hangs his head for not thinking of it first.

Irritable Ball Syndrome...

I presume the name Backtrace is an homage to ol' mustachy McGee, father to Jessi Slaughter's infamous rant?

Yipes, Nicholas' momma pulled the "get your fucking hand off me" to her husband after the bell. The vetiver in the car will be awkward...

Yeah, no final "Thank you" once the bell has tolled. His oxtail got curried.

Coming Christmas 2013, Ericeticolous Elmo!

I concur. Who doesn't love an early-1980s game show reference?

Well, he said himself he took the plea because he couldn't afford the untold-thousands of dollars it'd cost to have a lawyer do the legwork. And really, itd probably be tens-of-thousands after all of the phone discussions, research and court time at $300/hr...

I would like to hire this woman to leave voicemails for every fucked-up bureaucratic entity in this country: The IRS

So unless people give you money to be funny, I am probably funnier than you. The end.

What a Chamonix..

-Carmello

She keeps switching accents from vaguely British to vaguely Irish to American, and probably a little Bermudan thrown in for good measure.

Ohh, that's just a Hunger Games jacket placed over his actual favorite book...

As a professional and serial gum chewer, LeBron takes any reference to choking very seriously.

If only he could join forces with Caine's Arcade...

Certainly there must be some professional-grade switchers that can handle way more RCA inputs than his whole collection ... of course, for stuff like the original Atari 2600 he'd have to convert from coax, etc, but I'm sure there's something (expensive) that can handle all those and more...