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Somewhere in Pennsylvania, Jerry Sandusky looks up from his tray of mashed potatoes and peas in the mess hall and exclaims "twenty?!"

Reebok has a problem with him wearing a hoodie... But how about Motorola® when he has the hood up???

It's a good thing we're able to see what started it all, because if you were to just stumble upon a group of punks pickin' on some dude, you'd feel sorry for the guy getting picked on by these hooligans — but seeing that he was the instigator, it really was enjoyable seeing them kick the shit out of the guy, and

Very Shot Debate: Penicillin vs. Flu...

Hers was a triple-double..

Very Shortz Debate: 19 down vs. 31 across

..gives Shot Clock a whole 'nother context.

Wait, whoa, XLI. The one where Prince unveiled that really strange erect penis guitar? (Er.. Erectapenis® Guitar) ... a lil' more to the right. A lil' more. Lil' more. 5½, there ya go.

Yeah, but sparks flew! ....

So basically, we shouldn't expect seeing OJ in a Bruno Magli commercial anytime soon...?

How on earth have they coordinated all these people together without the usage of The Twitters? My guess is everyone has a bullhorn in their house connected to a one-way intercom system, with KJI at the mic. ...

Caption: "Hangin' with OJ in my Private Jet" not entirely false....

The "maAan" sold it, great transcription of a Walken!

Technically, he was right and should have been ruled correct.

C'mon, Zimbabwe, calm? With that firebrand commie Mugabe and his henchmen and the scores of conflicts they're embroiled in?

That's some cold stone Schweppsin'

Even without the photo, his usage of all-caps Times New Roman offends yet again.

Surprised to see all the pro-Publix commenters, as my experiences in a Publix while visiting my grandparents in the Super Jewish Ground Zero™ known as Hallandale, Florida, nestled between Miami and Ft Lauderdale, was waiting behind a very upset woman complaining to customer service, watching her contort a very long

Foxboro coverage: "...Amateurs..."