This is the most ridiculous comment on race of 2017.... congratulations.

Everyone who watches Fox News thinks Trump has improved the economy.

“YOU ARE LOOKING VERY FLESHY TODAY KAREN.”

The expectation that women be better looking than men for their sexual satisfaction, imagined or otherwise, while it’s more acceptable for men to turn up looking like trash bags makes me crazy. I’m going to start commenting on men’s appearances because hey it’s funny and they asked for it.

What a couple of assholes.

Hey! You totally did not ask me this question, but on the off-chance my experience with anxiety meds will help you... SSRIs are okay, but can have side effects like difficulty achieving orgasm. Benzodiazepines are the devil. I became addicted and had to be detoxed off of them. I have 8 years of sobriety now. What…

Jesus. Tiffany Haddish just can NOT simply have her moment, can she? Tucker Max’s name ain’t even on the cover, so why is he even trying to get shine as the co-writer right now? Bear with me...that would be like Louis C.K. bragging after a Chris Rock stand-up special, “You see that ‘I like black folks but I hate…

Made the same mistake. I should have expected the TMZ comments to be horrible, but I was not prepared for the level of horrible I found.

Where did you find his first draft? I thought he deleted it.

And Jeffrey Dahmer absolutely loved kids... with ranch dressing and cheese

I’m a wife and a neighbor, so I have decided I represent all wives and neighbors. I emphatically believe that no wife or neighbor would ever fuck Rand Paul.

Some joke about House of Cards collapsing.

I am cynical but that looked ... not real.

This is personal for me. I’ve been an army spouse. I’ve baked cakes and watched children and held hands while these emotions were processed by people who absolutely were not emotionally prepared to also accept the fucking president being petty as fuck about your soldier’s death.

Ahem. Technically that recording was made in 2005. So that actually fits into your timeline properly.

Jesus. My daughter is a second grader. It’s horrifying to think that this could happen to children a little bit older than her. On a side note, this is why male teachers in the primary grades get a ton of side eye-not that it’s right. I’m know in my kid’s school, the only male is the vice principal in charge of…

Same response. I want to come up with one witty response, as a vagina-deficient individual. But I don’t have one because you’re absolutely right and there’s nothing further that I could add.

#canineoftheday