I’m sorry, but do you mean to tell me that the person who brought the Real Housewives into existence is less somehow offensive than someone who unabashedly demonstrates her vitriol toward 45*? Cool.

While he was Patch in Madripoor he had tons of business deals. Plus he always needed to make liberal use of Cyclops’ bikes and the Xmen’s private jets. Plus beer ain’t free, eh? Plus teachers, EMT’s, Fire fighters, Police, Armed forces, doctors, nurses, and public defenders, all pick up theirs...

He looks like white noise that materialized into a humanoid form

He looks like he showers fully dressed.

Mike Pence looks like one of the guys that chased the Von Trapp family into the alps.

With all those cheerleaders present, I hope Mother was there to chaperone.

IMHO, just from dealing with them in the past, former drug addicts that become conservative Republicans are the worst fucking bunch of hypocrites there are.

Little know fact, back in the 1960s and 70s, men actually had tiny turkey brains so any time they showered there was always a risk that they would look up at the showerhead and open their mouths, thereby drowning in the process. Because women were too smart to do this, it was actually imperative they every man had a…

I don’t think Melania looks bad, but she could have picked somebody better.

Celebrities with a significant following and platform should be fined for making wildly inaccurate speculations. What is this horse shit:

and yet there was a young, unarmed black man who stayed and help several people and ended up getting shot for his heroism (thankfully he’s going to recover). this trump-loving idiot here would probably call him a “thug” or “ni**er” just because.

I was just doing a little YouTube catch up because work has been crazy busy this week and I felt like I needed to get a more visual perspective on what happened and this FUCK is in every video compilation. I’ve mostly consumed the news about this through the filter of radio news because I drive for a living but it…

Every time this happens (yeah, I know, frequently), I often point out that the smartest thing to do if you find yourself in an active shooter situation is run. Just fucking run and get the hell out of there. And every time some keyboard warrior tells me all about how they would totally stay and shoot back (which is…

This is how a real honorable human reacts: steal a truck so you can transport a couple dozen heavily wounded people to the hospital before ambulances can arrive.

Yep, he killed it, again.

The despaire you’re feeling is the dawning eldritch horror of realizing that there is no bottom

Jon Oliver has been chronicling our descent since the election was still in progress:

There is always a lower floor to travel to with the buffoon-in-chief

Every week has felt like the bottom. He just keeps finding ways to be even worse and more sickening.