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What’s up with Froot Loops?

I’m well aware of the range Jackie Chan has but I don’t think the film would’ve worked as well if it were Jackie Chan in the Evelyn role (and assuming you flipped most of the cast accordingly). I think the conflict between Evelyn and Joy works best as a mother-daughter thing, and the conflicts with Joy/Jobu and with

Honestly, if they gave the Jackie role to Michelle Yeoh, then they very much did the right thing. Any version of this movie I want to see with Jackie Chan in it should be a Daniels film first and a Jackie Chan film second, and I’d say that essentially I would want him to be the Ke Huy Quan character. Except Ke Huy

One, no one asked you.

Oh no a commenter made an unfunny pithy remark. Whatever will we do with their toothless bitching.

More Lauren Graham!!!

Jesus, do you not see the hypocrisy dripping off you or do you just not care?

You sound as non-sensical as Carano herself.

While my record is not spotless, I did not:

Unfortunately silcone only burns at an excess of 482° F.

Where was Nikki? Were her testicles too enlarged to fit in her gown? Was she having a three some with a 12 year old and her husband? Was the husband complaining he could not get it up with two older women? 

I really hope she can appreciate the irony of showing up in a one-of-a-kind luxury high fashion gown that says, “Tax the rich”.

After Sense8, I’m much more willing to give the Wachowskis a chance again. I’m just confused about why we’re supposed to be scared about being stuck in a simulation of 1999. Cypher was right, frost my tips and plug me in!

There is a difference between a performative gesture that at best did nothing to help black activists and showing support for black activists. While the black Instagram boxes were superficial gestures, it’s not a great look for Feiri to show no support during the George Floyd protests.

Does that mean they’re going to take care of Bill Cosby for us?

I love how this discussion isn’t about white women, but how BIPOC women are affected by white women who align themselves with the patriarchy. And yet, you’ve inserted white, female tears and victimhood into the conversation. This and this site, isn’t about you. And if you aren’t white, then you need to examine why you

I live in Hawaii. I remember a well known mainland chef appearing in a local TV food show with one of Hawaii’s top chef at the time. When the local chef brought out the Spam, the look of incredulity and snobbery crawled like a venomous spider across the mainland chef’s unattractive face. That night I fried some Spam

Definitely a juiced up Darryl. 

Oh I am very specifically talking about Robert Kelly getting his backsnatch blown out, doesn’t have to be with a penis, doesn’t have to be in prison. He’s a prolific sex abuser, I wish for him to get everything he dished out. So when he puts a sheet up to take a shit with a pencil holding up one end, I hope everyone