What’s up with Froot Loops?

I’m well aware of the range Jackie Chan has but I don’t think the film would’ve worked as well if it were Jackie Chan in the Evelyn role (and assuming you flipped most of the cast accordingly). I think the conflict between Evelyn and Joy works best as a mother-daughter thing, and the conflicts with Joy/Jobu and with…

Honestly, if they gave the Jackie role to Michelle Yeoh, then they very much did the right thing. Any version of this movie I want to see with Jackie Chan in it should be a Daniels film first and a Jackie Chan film second, and I’d say that essentially I would want him to be the Ke Huy Quan character. Except Ke Huy…

One, no one asked you.

It took a series of 20+ movies based on comic books from multiple decades of material, to draw in as many eyeballs to the screen to come a close 2nd to Avatar in box office gross.

Oh no a commenter made an unfunny pithy remark. Whatever will we do with their toothless bitching.

More Lauren Graham!!!

Jesus, do you not see the hypocrisy dripping off you or do you just not care?

You sound as non-sensical as Carano herself.

While my record is not spotless, I did not:

You might want to get your brain worms checked out, you seem like you might have a neurodegenerative case of ‘em.

Maybe you could point out what pound of flesh has actually been taken? He’s been on the “Help help I’m being oppressed [by trans people]” train for basically the entire span of these Netflix specials. What adverse effects has he actually suffered as a result?

Cruz is just pissed his flight to Cancun got canceled.

Unfortunately silcone only burns at an excess of 482° F.

Where was Nikki? Were her testicles too enlarged to fit in her gown? Was she having a three some with a 12 year old and her husband? Was the husband complaining he could not get it up with two older women? 

I really hope she can appreciate the irony of showing up in a one-of-a-kind luxury high fashion gown that says, “Tax the rich”.

After Sense8, I’m much more willing to give the Wachowskis a chance again. I’m just confused about why we’re supposed to be scared about being stuck in a simulation of 1999. Cypher was right, frost my tips and plug me in!

There is a difference between a performative gesture that at best did nothing to help black activists and showing support for black activists. While the black Instagram boxes were superficial gestures, it’s not a great look for Feiri to show no support during the George Floyd protests.

Does that mean they’re going to take care of Bill Cosby for us?

I live in Hawaii. I remember a well known mainland chef appearing in a local TV food show with one of Hawaii’s top chef at the time. When the local chef brought out the Spam, the look of incredulity and snobbery crawled like a venomous spider across the mainland chef’s unattractive face. That night I fried some Spam…