I’d almost buy it from Williams. After all, she’s an actress. She knows how to act. But the creature on the other side? Absolutely zero credibility., I’ve seen fake monopoly bank notes that look more convincing.

On April 1, 2020 Jimmy Fallon will discover Jay Leno behind the curtain
and realize his entire Tonight Show run was an April Fools joke.

Ask Jeeves?

Even if it did it would have been exposed to ionizing radiation rather than particle radiation. So it would have only damaged the molecules of the burger rather than actually irradiating the burger like fall out would. If anything it would have sterilized some germs on the burger making it safer to eat.

Can’t wait for Oprah to bring more health and science leaders to the American viewing public’s attention like Dr. Oz, Dr. Phil, and Jenny McCarthy!

Between eating lead paint and huffing leaded gas fumes, boomers are a uniquely mentally defective generation:

I always have stars for David Suchet who is the only true Hercule Poirot. John Malkovich can f*ck right off

He’s so addled that it’s seriously disturbing. The man is the President of the United States and he couldn’t even come up with “Hey John McCain - tanks for nothing!”

Not a joke. Here’s a section from the Texas GOP platform:

Meanwhile THQ Nordic’s decision to host an AMA on 8chan is looking worse and worse.

“At 1st I thought of saying, “Imagine being told your house of faith isn’t safe anymore.” But I couldn’t say “imagine.” Because of Charleston. Pittsburgh. Sutherland Springs. What good are your thoughts & prayers when they don’t even keep the pews safe?”

So, since Lori Loughlin is involved, is it fair to say that this scandal is everywhere you look?

The apes had a functional society in that, though.

Qcumbers

I think if you just stole all the werthers originals the place would cannibalize itself within a day or two

Death & Taxes: The Legacies of Adolf Hitler and Bernie Sanders

10 more season of “Young Sheldon” and they’ll do a spin-off where a now adult Sheldon and his group of nerd friends meet a cute girl across the hallway. It will run for 10 seasons and contain approximately 3 jokes. 

Tucker Carlson’s thoughtful expression always looks like he’s watching two dogs 69ing off in the distance

I believe that the Coronation Street boxed set arrives in an oil tanker.