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This here everyone is what a violation of one’s free speech actually looks like. The Russian government is arresting him for saying negative things about the Russian Orthodox Church. This is one of the times where it’s appropriate to say that this man’s free speech is being violated.

Can confirm, you are spooky.

Is there any joy in Russia? Or is this entire country just a miserable totalitarian shit hole? Asking for a friend.

The hospital I was born in is now a bank.

Try that argument on the IRS. I mean, it might work.

I was born at home. My mom sold the property and retired to Mexico. I’ll just show up with the official name change form and a notary public and refuse to leave until the new owners sign.

That is EXACTLY what it means.

The hospital where I and my father were born was converted to an elder care facility some years ago and we used to joke that we started there and would end up there.

The hospital where I was born was demolished two decades ago. I think this means I technically don’t exist. WooooooOooOoooo spooky!

Dude what? You know that hospitals aren’t in charge of names, right? Jesus fucking Christ.

a/s/l?

I have been known to do something similar to avoid talking to other people which is why i’m going to die alone.

Cancer can fuck right off.

Fuck that, she should get life. She should serve every year she stole from all those people, or die trying.

Terrific article! Here’s how I feel about Le Pen:

Strange to think that the COD/BF craze began with MOHAA, a game that rode the renewed interest in Hollywood WW2 created by Saving Private Ryan + Band of Brothers, and even credited Spielberg as a writer.

EA also put out Battlefield 1942 that same year, but proceeded to lose the core creative team from MOHAA when they

What is up with Trump’s bizarre obsession with Clinton? Like, he won. It’s over. You’re the president now, and she’s not. Why is he still on her ass? She didn’t even talk that much shit about him or do/say anything during the election. She could have taken it to the gutter, but she rarely veered in that direction. Why

Jason Chaffetz announcing he’s not seeking re-election next year, Tom Brady snubs White House invitation, Bill O’Reilly leaving Fox, Alex Jones admitting he’s fake in public and now the “Alt-Right” (we used to call them “neo-Nazis” before the new politically-correct term came about) is having a conniption fit as the

YAY FOR A GOOD THING MAYBE EARTH ISN’T DOOMED

I feel like there’s a certain breed of insecure man who needs to feel like men are “better” than women just so he’s automatically better than someone.