Owens believes in nothing. She is just a physical vessel for whatever the collected conservative consciousness cares about on any given day. Whenever I have seen anyone interview her it’s like watching an exorcist ask a child what the invisible monster is saying.

Mixing the two is known as a Tom Hollandaise.

I’M POSSESSED!!

To be fair, many official police Facebook groups are racist..

Obligatory mention of Dead Set, Charlie Brooker’s (Black Mirror) zombie miniseries in the UK that used the real Big Brother as a backdrop for the zombie apocalypse.

Is the header image a real person or one of those Japanese robots?

A lot of humans have done the same thing in similar situations. 

Remember Rick Rolling? The concept is much the same. The first time you see the meme it is weird and random but as longer and more elaborate versions are made it takes on a new dimension. Whether or not it is funny really depends on your reaction to that growing repetition.

So here’s the thing, I don’t care about Avatar itself BUT something I find interesting about James Cameron is his fascination with oceans. The man freaking loves the sea and everything in it, so I am intrigued to see him and his creative pals design an alien ocean to the obsessive degree he designed Titanic or The…

Suffering from a cold is a very Hanksian way to accept an award. The MOST Hanksian way to accept an award is to look like you have to take a whizz and then run off stage.

PS1 Ron Weasley, NEVR 4GET

Are they saying that the rest of the GOP congress believes in socialism??? 

I really hope this story doesn’t damage the obvious integrity of Geoff Keighley’s Video Game Awards.

In some ways I admire Jacob Wohl. The young conservative grift is one of the easiest games in town, but Wohl has committed himself to an entirely unique brand of nonsense. Even as it fails time and time again he keeps coming back for more.

There must be people in his life that say, “Jacob! Just start a youtube…

It was really shocking to see this manifest in the recent stories involving Caster Semenya in which multiple major news outlets described her as trans without blinking.

As an 80s caricature Trump has always been afraid of a sudden loss of blow.

To draw a more accurate line, the conservative bubble that Trump absorbs his info from got into a frenzy this week after a power cut in the UK. There were lots of articles written in the major rags about the outage being a portent of the coming…

Part of an eventual trilogy.

1. Swiss Army Man - Someone fights to survive using Daniel Raddcliffe.
2. Jungle - Daniel Raddcliffe fights to survive.
3. Radcliffe’s Edge - Someone fights to survive Daniel Radcliffe.

Waxwork Larry King. Pictured here giving a rare smile following his struggle decommissioning the Chernobyl nuclear power plant.

Fox could broadcast continuous fart noises 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and the country would be collectively better informed as a result.