There are lots of different kinds of pain that come at different times.

9/11 was a horrific time, but it was a different feeling. There was a strong grief for those who were directly effected, and also the feeling that an illusion of impenetrable safety had been lifted from our world. The immediate aftermath, however,…

Everyone is going to have to be damn vigilant of subtle law changes in the way elections happen. It would be so easy for America to sleepwalk (further) into a situation where elections are a sham event masking totalitarian control.

Watch the money, too. It will be in the interest of the right to encourage multiple…

Brexit 2.0 :(

A belief in a massive competent conspiracy of shadowy humans isn’t that big of a leap from a belief in god. Both provide a comforting security blanket from the bleak terrifying possibility that humans are both stupid and alone.

Herman Cain quoted the Pokemon movie in his concession speech...

So, I am new at this whole, “Walking into the sea until the salty surf closes around my head,” malarkey. Is there anything I should know about before I begin?

I have packed a book of fish phrases, a scarf, and I am planning to make sandwiches.

“I WANT ALL THE CAKE!”
“You can have half the cake now, and we’ll talk about the other half.”
“FINE, I’LL TAKE THE RAT POISON INSTEAD!”

John and the kids, with guests Durex and Trojan.

Tiger “What is it today, Joe?”
Lion “Ugh, Christian again.”
Tiger “We’re never getting tacos again are we?”

She only went there to check up on the Marmite situation.

I hope Megyn Kelly is fascinated by sex. Knowing that one of the Fox women is still able to enjoy some level of sexual autonomy would be a spark of fucking hope in that miserable haunted forest.

The post-fact meme driven world is a frightening one. You can literally say anything is true, as long as you mix it with a pinch of something that the audience already believes. Once you have them hooked, you can toss anything into the pot without question.

The economy is broken because of welfare queens!
Welfare queens…

The Brainwashing of My Dad - NOW WITH CRAZY MOVING PICTURES!

When Robertson eventually dies they should cover his tombstone with little water wheels as a solution to the energy crisis.

I’m glad that Real Joe has finally merged with Onion Joe to become the one true Joe we were promised.

I’m with you! I wish the SNP would just absorb the left and become the opposition. They could rename themselves to “ANYTHINGBUTTHIS.”

I can’t decide if Aronofsky looks more like the kind of guy who would simply tie his victim to a set of railroad tracks, or the kind who stands silently behind a sweating world leader when they announce the establishment of a brave new world at the bottom of our deepest mineshaft.