"It's no secret that divorce rates are going up."

So, as dumb as these reviews are, let me just say...

Professor Arturo on Sliders:

What are you talking about? I love the space mini-game! It's true that it plays a bit like Starfox 64....but that's not really a bad thing, considering this is a mini-game to play as a break between main missions.

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@wakers01

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'...and that however many times Republicans use the word "fungible" Planned Parenthood can't and doesn't use federal funding to pay for abortions.'

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Well, given my username of twelve years, I suppose I have to comment on this story. I wish I could go back in time and tell my seventh-grade self to have more taste.

Totally. I can't stand watching T2 anymore.

It's user-generated content, not a professional review, so there's nothing wrong with it.

Uh what about Rembrandt Brown from Sliders? He's the only character from the original four Sliders to make it through the entire series...

Yuck. These games are getting more and more generic.

Bit.Trip Runner

Kurtz's description of the original ROTJ ending doesn't sound very Star Wars-ish. If anything, it sounds more like the "bleak message movies" Star Wars was setting itself in contrast to. Still, he's right about one thing - ROTJ had a *ton* of toys attached to it, far more than the first two movies, and it has aged…

@Grglstr: "The Rebels in tatters with Han gone IS the ending to Empire, from a certain point of view. "

Uh, guys, Lynn Margulis has been saying this for 20 years. Symbiogenesis isn't exactly "new."

I'm a big fan of Obsidian's games. Never understood why they got all the hate. Looking forward to this!

Simple - Nintendo is running out of people to sell Wiis to.