Yeah, they have one realistic hurdle, which can only mean they win 4-0 vs Colombia and lose to Swedtzerland on penalties.

Hey guys, uh....Rome is burning...

The one who did the poop inspection was Dr. Ellie Sattler, not Dr. Alan Grant (and they weren’t married).

geez why even be like that. stale american take. tougher sport than you seem to realize. a red card would have been ridiculous youre right about that. the calls have been fairly open lot of contact allowed playing around the ball. theyre not calling a basketball game or anything, and theyre not likely to end up a…

Also, instead of accumulating reds and yellows to allow the other team to advance, thus resulting in possible suspensions to your own players, wouldn’t letting the other team simply score be better?

You forgot to include the obviously better alternative for a seventh(!) tiebreaker that makes this option so extremely stupid.

6.5 should actually first tally diving penalties against each team, because diving sucks and it would send some kind of message.

Don’t worry, your pre-planned Brexit jokes will still find a way to be used.

Why do non-English people root for England? Please explain.

Eight years ago: BOOO ENGLAND GO AMERICA [insert terrible Revolutionary War jokes here]

polished it (or not, in this case)

This review and many of the comments make me both desperate to see and never watch the movie simultaneously. I’m terribly conflicted now. I’m someone that tends to lose myself in movies thus, while I like horror films, I tend to watch them only occasionally. And usually when I do it’s because I’m a moth to the…

Hot take: Brazil will choke during group stages from being overconfident and the swiss will win their group.

Your summary scared me. I’m pretty sure I would not make it through the movie.

Thank you for ensuring I never, ever see this movie. I would not be able to handle that.

That’s exactly right! I honestly cannot decide whether to recommend Hereditary to anyone, even people I know who like horror movies as much as I do.

In my head, there is a Venn diagram of “I absolutely have to see this” and “I absolutely can never see this,” and the middle of that Venn diagram is this movie.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand contract lounges for budget carriers. The service is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical economics most of the soft product will go over a typical guest’s head. There’s also the lounge’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into the…

As another long-suffering Mariners fan, 1. fuck you for that fatalism, and 2. you’re totally right.

Never afraid. Just very motivated. We need to encourage people to vote. We need to get this country back to one we can be proud of again. This man (never my president) needs to be help accountable for nothing less than treason.