@ibelli: The whole series is trash. I played the arcade machine back in 1988 and even then it was obviously riding the wave of the Friday the 13th movie success. It's a pretty shitty beatem up and I only played it because of it's ridiculously over the top gore. Maybe it's supposed to appeal to us and some…

Powersliding its way into your home Oct. 19! \m/(^_^)\m/

@battra92:

@dinofan01: There is hope for americas youth!

@Helis: There are going to be lanterns that will be permanent. Plus, all your current torches might get lost b/c the update has a high chance of making your game saves not compatible.

I'd love to know who came up with that idea. Surely Paladino didn't.

@dmcshinobi: Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former starving artist, now, has the job he'd dreamed of doing.: Wow, would anybody under 25 even get that reference?

@battra92: That controller was such garbage. Absolutely the worst dpad design ever.

I love television

@Tiller: I think that's where the charm is. In it's simplicity. I've seen people making packs of realistic and high resolution textures and it just takes away from the game.

Here's my map as of a week ago. I've built roads since then but it's pretty much the same.

I don't think this is an accurate representation of the majority of xbox and ps3 online players. They polled their own users who are most likely more knowledgeable and better than the scrubs online. I bet if you put a poll on the xbox and ps3 when you log in, you'll get a lot different results.

Those yoga balls don't supply the necessary lower lumbar support. My lap on the other hand......

Time to break this out again.

@WildTangent01: A mind is a terrible thing to taste.

@Interstella5555: That parody needs to be made right now.

My, how terribly irrelevant.

That letter is really addressed to any producer, vp, president, ceo or creative director who ever said our game needs to be more like "x game".

The future - as written by Dr. Scholls and Doc. Martin.

The milk's gone bad!