Kinja is such garbage you can’t even engage in conversation. You click on comments and your reply, it loads the article, then you have to click show comments, show more comments, show replies to all messages with replies, and show more comments, then load more comments, until you can scroll and see the blue line…

Don’t forget to bring it in to an Apple service center every 3 months to have the wheels rotated.

I’ve found the reactions on this story so far to be pretty fascinating as an illustration of the difference between the context of living through something versus learning about it from history.

Contrary to popular opinion, private equity would much prefer to run successful businesses, because by definition, having a business declare bankruptcy means that the business is worth less than the property it owns, which means the investors LOSE money.

But enough about Gizmodo’s new ownership!

Data ‘R’ Us.  Toys ‘R’ Someone Else.

He was fantastic in Undeclared! Main problem is, he can’t act for shit and loses most of his charm with his (also pretty shit) American accent.

We’re through the looking glass here, people.

His face is all natural, but it is made out of pepperoni.  Papa John’s food costs went up significantly when he was ousted.

Tons of plastic surgery

In order to balance his diet and keep his calorie intake down, he just did shots of that garlic dipping sauce.

Using the n-word in a racially-sensitive manner?

If he really ate 40 Papa John’s pizzas in a month, I’d say his day of reckoning already came and went. Have to admire the guy’s chutzpah, though... it takes some brass ones, and no small amount of stupidity, to order food from a company you know hates you. “Wow these pizzas all taste like shit!” It’s funny you should…

my soul will never be at ease until Ray Liotta plays Papa John

A friend of mine ran a Papa Johns in central KY a long time ago. I worked their briefly as an assistant manager. I will never forget the orientation video they made me watch. Schnatter was floating around in his pool cursing up a storm. His friends who helped him launch the company kept talking about his temper and…

I’m a rather large (in height) man with a weirdly fast metabolism, an Italian background, and a strong penchant for the devil’s lettuce. I say all that because even to my absurd appetite, 40 Papa John pizzas in a month sounds like hell. And I am a strong believer in “even bad pizza is good pizza, unless pineapples…

You fools are playing right into the hands of Jimmy John and Papa Murphy, who set this plan in motion YEARS ago, with the end goal of ousting Papa John and absorbing his company under their respective corporations. Wake up, sheeple!

he ate 40 pizzas in 30 days

Soon, Papa John will take his final form...as Pizza the Hutt. And we all know how that story ends.

Is this some sort of ironic response to scorcese saying he’s not a fan of superhero movies?