Martin Scorses is such a great director, it almost makes me not think for a second about what an absolute shitheel and incompetent Jim Spanfeller is. 

I had to turn the brightness up on my monitor to read this.

Because of all the shade being thrown. This is magnificent. Paragon of SPORTS! journalism. I may even be willing to pay a monthly fee for this content, its just that good.

I mean, now that Farmers is no longer providing ad revenue anymore. You really hate to…

Hey, they are with you guys!

Could you imagine putting together a good enough career that you received 2.5% of the Hall of Fame vote (something to be insanely proud of - in the grand scheme of things) and yet still not be the best pisces based surname individual to play baseball. For the Angels. In the outfield. Recently. 

God damn it. Stick to sports and stop talking about the MLS!

every article that isn’t sportys enough should just end with “editor’s note: Trump’s son plays soccer, so this is sports related”

May I suggest a new Deadspin mascott, Sticky; The Stick-to-Sports Stick. Sticky lives in Jim Spanfeller’s butt.

*chef's kiss*

I honestly have no idea which is why I posted this.

I could have roasted marshmallows over that sentence.

If I had marshmallows. Or even really liked marshmallows. 

Just want to add my voice to the chorus repeating here. Deadspin has pretty much been an always-open tab on my browser over the years specifically because of the voice this place has. I can go to hundreds of websites that will tell me the score and show me a video of who made the big play, but this place is the only…

Will he stay together with Napkin Gladwell?

“Picture of a basketball included to signal that this week’s Funbag is sports-related.”

Drew, if Deadspin dies, who gets custody of Sill Bimmons?

I had to look up Anthony Rendon.

Re: the email of the week -- Leitch?

Deadspin has one of the best collection of sports and feature writers I’ve ever read. If it dies by the hand of some idiot PE investors, I’ll be truly heartbroken. 

Hey Spanfeller and the rest of the G/O shitheads:

I know something is amiss since I opened DS this morning and didn’t see a single article. I desperately want to tell the staff to stick it to your corporate overlords, however it is not my job to lose. I hope you all find a way to stick together through the tension you are experiencing at the office. If the owners…