Great episode. Posters love to complain.

haha, you’re crazy, that was awesome.

Counterpoint: Look at the replies to any popular tweet, and you will see different people (not even professional comedians!) repeating the same obvious jokes over and over again, with minimal variation.

God damn it... that needs to be adopted as the official name

Also known as The Tug Rule.

I feel like there’s an Andy Reid “ate too much” and “tape worm” joke here but I can’t seem to make it work.

“We don’t need to watch every tape” - Robert Kraft

“Timeout. You’re saying I can use overeating as an excuse?”

“Just switch to paste, like I did” - Eli Manning.

*Rex Ryans bursts in, wheezing*
Heard the...headline...need to...hear more.

“The [Cubs] added that they will not release the name of the fan to the public.”

Well I live in Albany and I’ve never heard of it. 

Right? Hard to understand why there’s not more demand for a Wednesday night baseball game in 40-degree weather.

Houston’s not much better in that regard.

Surely, a series called Barry about a hitman that uses drones to kill his targets is already in the pipeline, no?

Fox News viewers tried to cancel their accounts in protest, but couldn’t find the NETFLIX button on their VCRs.

The movie has been out for 4 days, it’s a 3 hour long movie. There was a rush on tickets, not everyone gets to buy the tickets that work the best for them.

Yeah, nah. The movie has been out for 4 days, it’s a 3 hour long movie. There was a rush on tickets, not everyone gets to buy the tickets that work the best for them. This isn’t Game of Thrones where you know exactly what time it is and where you need to be Sunday night, it’s a 3 hour long freakin movie.

Considering LT was the face of the franchise during the 80s and 90s and Strahan soon after i dont quite think thats it.  I just think they're idiots.