You mean that time they started a black QB on December 3, 2017 and then the coach and GM got fired on December 4, 2017? 

My friend who is a Giants fan and Black texted me last night after the pick saying “the Giants never have had a Black starting Qb and you know deep down they don’t want one”. He is sadly right.

I didn’t get into it here, but it does not feel entirely irrelevant that the Giants were the last NFL team to start a black QB. And that was only in 2017.

Long time Giants fan. Is it just me, or do Gettleman’s (and the Giants generally) justifications for doing things recently (like trading OBJ, picking Jones over Haskins) come off as racially coded? “Negative culture.” “Mature.” “Fiber.” Hmmmmmmmmmm. Like they get rid of Beckham for complaining that they lose too much…

In the offseason, Utah's key free agent signing will be Tina Belcher.

Death by Snu Snu

He also said that the first time time Ivanka refused his sexual advances in the Oval Office. 

So good! Easily in my own top 10.

It sounds good, but I think I’ll just wait until Disney owns literally everything and watching their stuff is made mandatory by the Disney World Government.

Han shot his load first!

i still laugh every time i see that oompa loompa

After yesterday’s Auburn gymnast video and then this today, and knowing that the Bob Kraft video will eventually turn up in the future, they should rename this site “eyemurderspin.com”

Came here to say this. All WWE (and for that matter, all other spectator sports) events are set up for a quality TV viewing experience. They will happily shine lights in the faces of the live crowd or obstruct their view to make the presentation on TV better every time.

I feel like this story gets done at least once a year, where the WWE emphasizes the spectacle of their live shows (for the audience at home) that it makes the live show unwatchable for those in attendance. 

“...and mail the decision off to the Attorney General...”

*Bro.

I shudder to imagine a world where “least erotic job” doesn’t include Frank Costanza and a Manzier fitting but I’ll trust you.

Puts a new spin on the phrase ”Lost in the K-hole”

Remember when Elon Musk needlessly inserted himself into this affair by offering to design and build a useless airtight coffin and then followed it up by baselessly accusing one of the lead divers of being a pedophile? Good times.

I would also gladly watch Joaquin Phoenix read the nutrition facts off a cereal box.