Its... its perfect... no ugly notch, headphone jack and no 999 cameras array... i... want it.
(and as always it will be not available on this side of the atlantic)

Right? Hard to understand why there’s not more demand for a Wednesday night baseball game in 40-degree weather.

Houston’s not much better in that regard.

Surely, a series called Barry about a hitman that uses drones to kill his targets is already in the pipeline, no?

Fox News viewers tried to cancel their accounts in protest, but couldn’t find the NETFLIX button on their VCRs.

I’m sorry, but aren’t people allowed to be able to go online without having to worry about inconsiderate people posting stuff? It’s all for “likes”. Getting likes on twitter and facebook isn’t a human right, it’s a conscious choice to post something that may ruin an experience for someone else.

The movie has been out for 4 days, it’s a 3 hour long movie. There was a rush on tickets, not everyone gets to buy the tickets that work the best for them.

Yeah, nah. The movie has been out for 4 days, it’s a 3 hour long movie. There was a rush on tickets, not everyone gets to buy the tickets that work the best for them. This isn’t Game of Thrones where you know exactly what time it is and where you need to be Sunday night, it’s a 3 hour long freakin movie.

The title’s clear, the GIF is clear, the video is clear, yet I’m still not sure this isn’t another James Harden flop.

Considering LT was the face of the franchise during the 80s and 90s and Strahan soon after i dont quite think thats it.  I just think they're idiots.  

You mean that time they started a black QB on December 3, 2017 and then the coach and GM got fired on December 4, 2017? 

My friend who is a Giants fan and Black texted me last night after the pick saying “the Giants never have had a Black starting Qb and you know deep down they don’t want one”. He is sadly right.

I didn’t get into it here, but it does not feel entirely irrelevant that the Giants were the last NFL team to start a black QB. And that was only in 2017.

Long time Giants fan. Is it just me, or do Gettleman’s (and the Giants generally) justifications for doing things recently (like trading OBJ, picking Jones over Haskins) come off as racially coded? “Negative culture.” “Mature.” “Fiber.” Hmmmmmmmmmm. Like they get rid of Beckham for complaining that they lose too much…

In the offseason, Utah's key free agent signing will be Tina Belcher.

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I’s Tom Scharpling, one half of the Scharpling & Wurster comedy team, host of the Best Show podcast, voice of Greg Universe, and the only person to be cast in both Ant-Man movies and subsequently cut from them.

The elf show would’ve been able to afford better lighting if they hadn’t had to keep bailing George “Railroad” Martin out of jail for stealing all those delicious pies from windowsills.

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He also said that the first time time Ivanka refused his sexual advances in the Oval Office.