LOL what? No, dude. There weren’t much more than 200.

And you can stop watching them after the first four-and-a-half days and not miss anything. That’s also mind-boggling. 

So good! Easily in my own top 10.

It sounds good, but I think I’ll just wait until Disney owns literally everything and watching their stuff is made mandatory by the Disney World Government.

Han shot his load first!

They didn’t land, it was just a pass over

i still laugh every time i see that oompa loompa

After yesterday’s Auburn gymnast video and then this today, and knowing that the Bob Kraft video will eventually turn up in the future, they should rename this site “eyemurderspin.com”

Came here to say this. All WWE (and for that matter, all other spectator sports) events are set up for a quality TV viewing experience. They will happily shine lights in the faces of the live crowd or obstruct their view to make the presentation on TV better every time.

I feel like this story gets done at least once a year, where the WWE emphasizes the spectacle of their live shows (for the audience at home) that it makes the live show unwatchable for those in attendance. 

“...and mail the decision off to the Attorney General...”

*Bro.

I shudder to imagine a world where “least erotic job” doesn’t include Frank Costanza and a Manzier fitting but I’ll trust you.

Puts a new spin on the phrase ”Lost in the K-hole”

Remember when Elon Musk needlessly inserted himself into this affair by offering to design and build a useless airtight coffin and then followed it up by baselessly accusing one of the lead divers of being a pedophile? Good times.

Stanning for Leto AND quoting The Bloodhound Gang? That’s a paddlin’, Drew.

I would also gladly watch Joaquin Phoenix read the nutrition facts off a cereal box.

Almost certainly real. If it was a work, it's the greatest work in the history of the business.