I thought The Zombies changed their name to ‘The White Walkers’ and achieved newfound relevance in this golden age of television

How is this article not all about Dawes being there? It’s like the AV Club just doesn’t care anymore.

Barkley doesn't play for the jets my friend... 

How on Earth is this “sad” news for Bell? 1) He gets to move from frickin’ Pittsburgh to New Jersey, which is a hell of an upgrade if you ask me. 2.) He doesn’t have to beat himself up with an insane amount of touches anymore because of the presence of Saquon Barkley. That means more longevity. 3) The Steelers…

I’m reminded of this story from Allen Iverson about walking into Villanova in college and seeing some guys in prison jumpsuits with a sign saying “Allen Iverson: the next MJ OJ”, and how JT3 reacted.

I wish players/coaches would do this more

Simple answer: We don’t know. Longer answer: Clinical results have shown it helps reduce inflammation and may offer some relief to folks with issues like PTSD and insomnia, albeit inconsistently. We need to deregulate and study cannabis. And not just CBD and THC, but the full range of cannabinoids. My guess is that…

The far reaching implication is that, generations from now, no one will know what “Eat It” or “Fat” came from - people won’t think of Weird Al as a parodist, just a regular genius

I thought that was a fairly level-headed comment, but I guess if you wanna go down this road, I’ll just channel the memories of my most recent argument with my wife about it annnnnd ok.  IT’S JUST A HOBBY! I CAN STOP ANYTIME I WANT, I DON’T WANT TO NOW THOUGH.  YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS OVERREACTING

Ex Band Geek here. I ask you, Mark. Next time you’re in a room with even 5 other people. Ask them all to count to 10 in their head and then clap once they get to “10". I would bet you $100 you get a cascade of people clapping at different times.

It’s not due to skeleton ice zombies, but it does often feel as if the entire nation... nay world... is crashing down under an invasion of shallow, greedy, black-souled, fascist, ass-clowns.

ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW!

I vaguely know that Mike Trout looks like the scary looking but friendly bouncer at a bar in a newly hip part of town.

Seriously, this is not what we meant by “ala carte” cable. 500 channels each available for 9.99 a month?

They would have had me at “All Access” if they hadn’t already lost me at “CBS”.

This one may actually get me to sign up for a month, binge it all, then cancel.

I feel like they could just make one “Rockstar Biopic” and just CGI in different artists so we can see their father telling them they’ll never amount to anything, get addicted to drugs as they get famous, and then they throw stuff in a dressing room and yell at everyone to get out.

You should...

He’s so obviously (and sadly) picking a bunch of shit to pretend to be good at that Donnie could not possibly fucking care less about. Dada Trump wouldnt climb a fuckin’ mountain if there was a bucket of Ivankas pussy waiting for him at the top.

Look who managed to cut the cord on BIG DEATH?

This man trades exclusively in (I assume) hand-crafted artisanal Hospital-Acquired Infections. None of that assembly-line mortal wound stuff for our man Drew!

Drew, give us your undercover reporting of BIG HOSPITAL!