Burke should just not redact their email addresses when he posts these.

He does have a shit-eating grin

You, uh, didn’t watch the second one huh?

Replay from a different angle.

Meesa takin’ her tosa to the cleaners.

You hooked up with a Lacrosse team for a semester? That’s kind of slutty, no?

WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS?

This might be the first time Peter Molyneux has ever released a game without hyping it up first.

Give Luke a little credit:

“Well..I’m just gonna load up some Skyrim. Enjoy your book.”

It’s obviously because she wants to have sex with you. I know that’s probably what you’re hoping.

Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads...

I thought it was assholes.

When you said “the most Duke thing that ever happened” I assumed an uncharismatic 23 year old virgin from New Jersey got a job in investment banking...

By sending this link to all my friends who are “die hard” Duke fans that have never stepped foot in the state of North Carolina.

our readership has grown to the point that you can’t really concern yourself with the unideal audience. But, yeah, the 19 people and counting who have emailed me to “correct” my post is a bit of a surprise.

Hey, fuckass. I worked at GameStop. You want to know what us “wage slaves” did for our minimum wage?

John Wall: [pops champagne]