Back to Final Fantasy!

Fair enough. Just wanted to make sure you weren’t being forced. :P

I am being serious when I ask this. Are you Kotaku’s sex topic writer? Thinking of recent Skyrim porn mod you wrote about along many other subjects come to mind am I wrong or were they all written by you? Did you volunteer to cover this beat or did you draw the short straw? :P

Can something happen to these people? I don’t know exactly what but I am open to ideas. A simple fine? Having to take a class on humor/logic/reading comprehension? Losing the right to vote? Sterilization? Ok I was just joking about one of those.

She was just signed by the 76ers.

Yes.

“Sign these men.”

Can any star wars experts tell me if this weapon is related to a vibroblade at all?

Yes thats what I meant, thank you.

How do you feel about it compared to your experience with Final Fantasy Online?

Particularly glad this didn’t result in a shooting considering the recent Texas changes to “open carry.”

Riiight. Would you say you’re feeling.....slothful?

I know. Everyone does. Btw you don’t need to respond every 2 minutes. We don’t all check back that frequently.

You are super dark and edgy.

Calls went out to Phil Jackson but he decided the team wasn’t stacked enough.

I’m with you. I learned my lesson after the xenoblade “censorship” nonsense.

Hot take. Coming up next, “take a walk” and “drink more water.”

Spurs, 6th most popular team merchandise, not one player with a top 15 selling jersey. Seems appropriate.

It could very well be “weird” for them but something tells me they are doing alright.

ALL VAGINAS MATTER! Am I doing it right? That other story put me in a state.