What is up with your DAD in this situation??

Well, this is a horror story - with a recipe!!!!

Why wait in a turkey line to refuse a turkey?

What are we hiding, Mr. Shatner?

I am so fucking sad for the kids. There’s a picture of him doing his Confederate Flag thing off the Grand Canyon and it looks like a wonderful place to kick him off and watch him fall.

I wouldn’t take him even if he was free.

Don’t free David Eason, who hit Janelle and almost broke her collarbone. And spends most of his time tweeting about his right to bear arms, shooting with bump stocks, sharing pics of him with the Confederate Flag, and sending out horrific homo and transphobia.

Pics (sorry if they post twice. Kinja):

Dogs losing their shit is basically the default setting. 

Thanks! Think my kitties might get a late Christmas present :)

Thanks! Think my kitties might get a late Christmas present :)

Y’all clearly don’t look at enough cat memes. 

The straight-up numbers aren’t really my problem with the church’s behavior. A certain number of pedos are just gonna exist in any population, and predators learn very quickly to hide their predilections from anyone in authority.

They’re like elves, kind of! I’ve also seen it translated as gnome? There are two kinds of joulutonttu decorations that I’ve seen most commonly:

Tinsel is an abomination.

I was saying the other day, this might be the only thing that actually gets republicans to vote against Trump in a budget (which he said he would veto). Even republicans want to get the fuck home for Christmas and no orange moron is going to stop them. I’m pretty sure they’re just going to override his veto and he’s…

And craploads of laser treatments, peels, fillers and whatever other treatments dermatologists can come up with. She looks good, she doesn't have that stiff, stretched look that people get when they overdo it, but there is no way she looks like that from just healthy living and moisturizers

What would be great, is if the arresting officers were hit with that “Acting in a manner injurious to a child” charge. 

You’re being a dick, and I hope you don’t work with kids.

I’ve always thought that serial cheating is just a symptom of disrespect for others and self-centeredness. It’s basically saying “I want what I want when I want it and I don’t give a fuck who it hurts.” I hope Cardi knows that Offset’s cheating wasn’t a reflection on her and that she deserves to be respected.

That baby doesn’t like pink, pink has been thrust upon her.