The worst part about this is I can no longer tell when people are being facetious on the internet.

Wasn’t this the guy who spent months bragging about how his immense wealth would mean he could entirely self-fund his campaign and wouldn’t need to rely on donations from anybody?

So maybe Barron isn’t all that good with computers after all.

We should have know they were bullshit when 1) “Ramon” donated to Trump (I’m going to guess Trump’s donation list has few Latino-sounding names) and 2) “Godfrey v. (MD)“ is more likely to be a court case Trump is involved in than an actual person donating to the campaign.

Most guys have had conversations about sexually assaulting women? About just kissing women without asking and grabbing them by the pussy?

Totally agree.

Sure, most guys have had these kind of conversations but we were not wearing microphones to our lapels, wires from that microphone running down inside our jackets ending up being plugged into a heavier than it looks 4x6 transmitter and battery pack in the small of our backs.

Dude, that was a decade ago. He’s really moved up since then. Now he’s “Nerdy guy who is in charge of making the playlist at midweek parties.” Plus he has a lot of sex. Like sex all the time. With his girlfriend from this other school, you’ve never met her.

“Cmon you guuuuuuuys, I’m a legacy”

I had not actually listened to the audio before CNN autoplayed it for me. My God Billy Bush sounds exactly like an 18 year old rich kid virgin at a kegger trying desperately to get a bid from FIJI house even though he’s only the equipment manager for the lacrosse team.

Farenthold is doing real yeoman’s work, and I applaud his continued work on proving exactly how terrible Trump is.

I hope, though, that when he loses, he will fade into history. A full-on media shunning after Inauguration Day would be a real punishment for him.

Trump is egging on party “disunification”, that isn’t really a word, but it might as well be. Where as Kerry and Gore both had legitimate opportunities to challenge the electoral process during their campaigns, they both decided against it so as to ease the transition for a new President.

If Trump loses, we’re not…

IF I CAN’T RUN THE COUNTRY, I’LL MAKE SURE NO ONE ELSE CAN EITHER!

Politics is hard if all you’re willing to do is scream about how unfair everything is.

Most things are rigged against people who have no idea what the fuck they're doing

A ton of his people on his FB page are posting about how they’re going to take back their country the hard way, and they don’t mean by working building a broad coalition with a competent candidate....

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I remember Drunk Bitter Rightwing Lady well, and she was glorious. Hell, I’d watch that again now if I knew where to find it.

And the media. Trump’s news (ish) crap is the media is making him look bad.