So now officially Miami stole a win from Indiana at this point? I’m confused.

HOT TAKES CAN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS!

One ping only.

He meant that in terms of hygiene not in terms of poor sportsmanship. They wear the same damned pair of underwear day after day.

Why would anyone get a tattoo of Mikhail Gorbachev’s birthmark?

Jesus is the only one who can perform miracles, like having a perfect 15-1 season.

UK International Title: July 4th 2: Independing Harder.

Jamarcus fooled them all with that combine workout

Somewhere, a ‘STICK TO SPORTS!!1!!1!’ Deadspin commenter sits in front of a computer screen, sweating, unable to move, broken.

“Who wants to project Mutombo!?!”

Bird is friend not food

Someone’s got class.

I redirected her attention to the cheerleaders and mascot.

#blackcoffeematters

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

“They found grain in there too, right?”

From the looks of that escort its either a nuke, a crashed UFO and occupants (I WANT TO BELIEVE) or a dry run for transporting President Donald Trump’s hair pieces.

“If you’re annoying people to the left and the right of you, then you must be doing something right.”
`Chairman Meow

No...that’s a sense of trivia. Not history. History would factor in party realignment. History would factor in the republican’s strategy of focusing on racist southern voters for about 50 years now.
Strom Thurmond was a Dem when Heisense’s “Dems were the real racists” applies. Of course the segregationist candidate for…