I used to tie a Tamagotchi to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to buy a Tamagotchi cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of Bill Clinton on ‘em. “Gimme five Slick Willie’s for a quarter”, you’d say.

When I was in NOLA, my friend and I were walking down the street discussing what our itinerary was, when this mustachioed gentleman came out of a bar (or possible straight out of the 1890s) and basically told us everything we should do in the city. One of the things he recommended was going to Allways Lounge for free…

Sequels are never as good.

Meanwhile in America, 70 years old wannabe-King/despot pretends to know how to drive a big rig in front of as many cameras as possible.

One, the rules are primarily in place to prevent terrorists from using assumed identities. Two, since his 18-year-old son did not check-in, he was a “no-show” and essentially relinquished his “paid-for” seat. Three, this was apparently a sold-out flight, and some adult had paid for and expecting to use that seat. …

according to sean spicer, rex only visits russia when he needs help putin on his necktie:

lol communication.

Ben Stein: Ok class let’s reveal who we voted for. Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

That’s my kinja strategy. Just make confusingly bad comments and hope it leads to people giving me stars to act like they got the “joke”.

He swinga di golf club, fantastico health, beepy di boopy di babay di!

Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

Even before HB2 the Republicans blew up the NC movie business by ending the tax incentives and then looking on slack-jawed wondering why all that money started going to Georgia.

I know this will never make it out of the greys, but the Civitas Institute is way more than just a “conservative group.” Besides being the main think tank behind most of the abhorrent legislation in NC, they also like to harass academics/others who question the republican party in North Carolina. They’re absolutely…

They cried “The election is rigged” until “Trump won, get over it!”

This is the right wing, in a nutshell. I’m so sick and tired of hearing how they give a fuck about the people of this country and how it’s the evil elites on the left who are the real villians. The right care about power, holding power and using it to fuck over as many people as possible before they lose it. Fuck…

Let’s all pledge to become better. spend a little more time caring, hungry for the truth. Only us the people can make this better

Heaven for-fucking-bid that an automotive blog get out in front of a political story that is directly at the heart of the American automotive industry and which they can talk about with knowledge, depth, and most importantly, specific knowledge of models, plants, and a history of tracking where vehicles are slated to…