I once saw a Lambo in a pond:

Dear Governor Bentley,

I love how white men that claim to live in fear of ‘government tyranny’ and believe that it is righteous to rebel against it are the first ones to insist that all black people should strictly obey every police officer like a submissive dog.

Imagine a cop did this to your kid. In fact, imagine anyone did this to your kid.

How can you leave out KD as Martin Lawrence’s pizza delivery person from Blue Streak?

One of my Indian buddies showed me this picture. I guess “Benchod” is a common insult in Hindi that means “Sister Fucker.” So, if you want to get past the ESPN censors, just cuss in a different language.

Dip Sticks?

Circles can’t intersect if you put a wall between them...

If you drew a venn diagram of Americans who support Trump and Americans who like soccer, it’d pretty much be two separate circles.

You really don’t think he would’ve taken the timeout of his day to help?

Under his sheet.

DAMN-IT! Fanta out my nose and onto my Hugo Boss pants right and right in the middle of a Kodak moment!

Good thing they added the frown face after mentioning it was founded by Nazis. This gives me a headache. I’m going to go take a Bayer aspirin.

Now that I see it in action, I’m on board with Trump building a wall to separate the rest of us from the Browns.

This man is IRREPLACEABLE! How would the Vikings ever find an overweight, heavily-bearded, Norse-looking man who can ride a motorcycle in Minnesota?!!?

Prince approves!

I hope those fans leaving early had a good Dr. Pepper Championship Drive home.

Anybody that wears a bow tie to a football game deserves to be sad

Rude knee! Rude knee! Rude knee!