Old school pun time.

I had the nerdiest moment of my life, I’m sure, last night when Jon’s sword stopped the White Walker. I was just screaming my head off, “VALYRIAN STEEL BITCH! EAT IT!”

/swoons

I have done that dance. It feels awkward as fuck to pretend to be the only couple in the universe basking in one another’s love while trying very hard to ignore the 100 other people tilting their heads and whispering about you like ten feet away. Most of them picking apart your dress and hair and song choice and how…

She still makes a show of weighing the cup and declares it not dry enough.

It made me so so happy that she got both of her cats namesakes in the video!

I’m an old and know jack-poo about current pop music, but Taylor Swift continues to delight me. The song was meh to me but the spirit of the video is inspiring. The Expendables with younger women instead of old men. And Pitch Perfect 2 was at the top of the box office this weekend. Woman power!

It was great! Almost too many cameos for there to be a real plot, but can someone finally give us a proper female action movie now (not in the next 4 years, but maybe 2)? This was really good and serves to prove that we need one and people care.

Guess Mr. Morgan got it right.

A first class ticket on Emirates is way nicer than the experience on most private jets, tbh.

Making your meat Halal is just good business sense. Both Muslims and Jews can eat Halal meat (or Kosher in the alternative) and there is NO PHYSICAL DIFFERENCE from regular meat.

Thank you so much for not only making this but telling me you did it in excel. My days of “Hey could you photoshop this for me...” are over. I’ll just yell at them, EXCEL IT YOURSELF!

Just wanted to throw out there that Saturday night at work someone order a tequila martini. The server checked, they were sure they wanted it, and presumably they drank it because I didn’t get a followup.

Pfft. He obviously never learned that discussing fine California champagne is the best way to get in a girl’s pants.

At the grocery store I used to work in we had the opposite of that. There was this really sweet old lady who would come in all dressed up, and buy her groceries. Then when she was done she would hand whoever was working the register a quarter as a tip, so that we could take ourselves and some friends out for a soda.

The Tito’s/Tanqueray thing reminds me of this time back in my mid-20s when I went to this party my then-roommate’s friends were throwing. I didn’t really know the people at this party, but there was free booze, so whatever. I’m making random small talk with this dude who, it became quickly apparent, was a total…

This is why you don’t go chasing waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to.

Even if that were the case, that doesn’t sound like it falls into the “life threatening” category.

I love Hole and I think she’s a pretty good actress. Yes she can be a self-absorbed asshole, but most addicts are- and most artists for that matter.