One of these pulled into the parking lot of the shop I was working at several years ago. The guy complained of “some electrical issues”, which I would soon discover was the understatement of the year. I’ve never seen anything like what this thing did. The starter would keep turning with the key out, rolling one window…

Counterpoint:

To be fair to dodge how many problems can their 2 cars have after 13+ years in production?  I figure those should be worked out by now

Being able to watch those episodes with the benefit of hindsight seems more like a step in the right direction to me than removing them.

Black Star initially pitched the gloves as an elegant solution that would keep your fingers from smelling like meat and generally keep those lovely hands pristine.

Good god, I really hope this glove wearing thing is not a trend. Just when the reduction in wasteful single use plastics is starting to gain acceptance, people gotta fucking come up with this shit?

Had my cousin-in-law (is that a thing?) give me a lecture on how sous-vide wasn’t how she wanted men to cook their meat and how traditional ways were better as we ate at a steak house that I happen to know used that cooking method on the majority of their steaks before finishing, because of course they did. She said…

Yes, I can’t wait to see the videos of people burning their remaining bottles of Aunt Jemima in protest.

(It will not be “Aunt Karen,” despite what you read on Twitter.)

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The important benefit of beating your meat until it’s flat isn’t tenderization, but making sure that it’s the same thickness from end to end, so that it all cooks evenly; simply roasting a chicken breast -- or, worse, a turkey breast -- ensures that the little end is overcooked and dry by the time the big end is…

Lay on the couch -> Melt into couch -> Listen to Phish shows

I utterly love trainwreck Pop Tart photoshops. They’re even better than Doritos trainwreck photoshops.

This is one of those joke foods, like Marmite or Haggis. Right?

I know this is a petty complaint and there are 100 worse things that these awful people did, but also- fuck them for naming this poor kid Huxley.

YES! Give us texture! Give us POTATOES.

There are so many things wrong with the crap in this comment.

I’ll raise you people putting chips on sandwiches. Nutritional redundancy isn’t the point - its the texture and taste. Crispy/Crunch hash browns are just heavier chips.

I’ve only ever called it Chex Mix muddy buddies. Also this is the best kind: