Same here. Kraken goes great with the nog.

Yeah, Grimes is like the 10th woman he’s knocked up and left. Not sure that’s hitting him all that hard. 

Hell ya, it’s about time octane and wraith got new skins...

She’s giving lines with the energy of old dinklebot. 

I’m from pershing county and reading his statements caught me off guard as well. It’s a very large county but is basically a smattering of very small towns (<2000 people).

Yeah, especially given that all signs point to aquaman 2 being a huge turd, now is the perfect time to move on. Nevermind that he’s already signed on to play a different character in the DCU.

Well given that like 90% of those issues don’t stem from Gunn I don’t see how anybody could hold that against him?

If you’ve seen how the typical “gamer” dresses themselves then yeah making some sort of dress code makes sense. They can’t even be bothered to bathe half the time so I don’t feel bad that they’re being asked to *gasp* wear shoes. 

I’m all for a quiznos comeback. In their heyday they were really quite good. Plus the spongmonkeys remain one of the best ad campaigns ever. Probably need to bring back the pepper bar now though. 

Like claptrap wasn’t annoying enough, reading “Jack Black as Claptrap” makes me want to paint the ceiling with my brains. 

I grew up in rural NV and these things are flat out disgusting. The worst part is how loud the crunch is when you have to drive through a swarm of them...

In what way is the crock-pot an ancestor of the instant pot? They serve 2 completely different purposes and pressure cooking has been around much longer. I’m not even sure you can equate them as fads because slow cookers never went away. 

I mean, I’m willing to give it a shot but I don’t think Aubrey Plaza snark will help the white knuckle diarrhea I get from dairy milk. 

There’s a local sports bar chain here that serves steak fries as their default fry but they do a light beer batter on them and it makes the biggest difference. That extra crunch makes up for the usual issues.

Just a heads up, you can order a 2nd portion for free on their takeout/online ordering. My wife tipped me off to that after I kept bitching about the tiny portions too. 

Damn. I literally got the snip on tuesday. Could’ve used these. 

At chili’s at least the food definitely wasn’t cooked on the skillet. It was assembled last minute on the insanely hot skillet. 

I mean, they’re well crafted recreations but in no way are those scary or particularly appealing to me. I feel like once you get the novelty of “heh, yeah this looks like an old horror game” there’s not much there. 

I mean, I’ll be happy to roll a joint for someone if they asked but I’m absolutely not going to lay out edibles or joints for the party. That plus they’re smoking it outside, like I would. I love a few hits at night but the smell of pot smoke is not something I want my house to smell like. 

I snaked this idea from Claire Saffitz’s brownie recipe but adding a few teaspoons of malted milk powder is a game changer for boxed brownies.