Question (because I’m mostly on your side here): do you ever find the processed stuff ... too melty? I won’t necessarily turn it down, but I prefer deli American because I feel like I have a little bit more control over how fast it melts. Land O’Lakes/Boar’s Head are my go-tos.

or just leave a stick of butter in an opaque dish on the counter for spreading purposes like the smart people do and you dont have to mess with mayo at all!

I’ve never lived my life without a butter tray next to the stove with room temperature butter. The butter tray gets taken to the dinner table for dinner and put back after, I’ve never died, and I have perfectly spreadable butter all day forever.

A nice soft white bread, that five letter cheese that shall not be named and room temp butter that spreads easily still makes the best grilled cheese in the universe. I know every time I make one how it’s going to turn out, about how long it’s going to take give or take 30 seconds and how melty the cheese will be…

My dad used to make chicken and rice. He would get rice a roni chicken flavor. First, he would lightly brown the chicken in a skillet, then he would start the rice a roni in the skillet. Instead of just water, he would add cream of mushroom soup, cook the rice, then put all the rice in a casserole dish and the chicken…

I like Allrecipes because I’m not a very confident or adventurous cook and it’s nice to find simple straightforward recipes that don’t require asking multiple grocery store employees where things are or googling how to do half of the steps with alternative equipment. Also, it has ingredient search, so throwing things…

Yeah, it’s especially annoying when you’ve got a recipe up on your phone and have to deal with pages of scrolling to get to the actual instructions and ingredients.

I mean, Allrecipes has the recipe for the “World’s Best Lasagna,” and why would you ever make any other kind?

You know what I like about AllRecipe - it gives you the recipe. I don’t have to scroll for 3 days past a novella about how the recipe changed your families life, made you the hero of every social function ever, and retroactively won World War I. Just give me the bloody recipe (or give it first, then write your magnum…

Isn’t jogging what most people are talking about when they casually say they are going for a “run”? I doubt people are actually describing doing 100 yard dashes for split times unless they are some crossfit spartan junkie.

My old soccer coach drove a CJ5. He’s in the federal pen for being a kiddie toucher. Coincidence?

I don’t know, that whole deal where she didn’t want to pay musicians to guest on her album even though she’s made better money than a lot of musicians (thanks to Dresden Dolls) still sticks in my craw a bit

This dude is boofed on that rich people cocaine. He needs to go away

Noticing a patterns of slideshows on these sites now. Not a fan of it. Feels like a G/O Media thing and it just feels like a sign of things to come. Unfortunate. Thanks for writing this though. I’m assuming it wasn’t your decision to make this a slideshow post.

Because of his cult like followers & the refusal of many in the media to call a spade a spade. People don’t want to get gamer-gated by his army of incels.

Classic example of “I’m rich because I’m smart, and I’m smart because I’m rich” phenomenon. 

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