Hell ya, that pregnant server didn’t deserve those $5. Also she probably had to tip out the staff based on the sales from that table so knock another dollar off and now she’s down $6. Getting stiffed on a table is a huge waste of time and potential money earned for a server and it to boot it makes you feel like…

At least in my experience, nobody but the server was supposed to touch the tips left on the table (outside of maybe the busser if they get there first). Obviously you don’t want money changing hands multiple times because as shitty as it sounds, plenty of people in the restaurant world have sticky fingers. 

They don’t melt quite as easily since they’re thicker but they’re pretty soft so it’s not an issue. Plus, I’ll eat a reese’s in any form so *shurgs*

Oh! the last time we were out camping someone in our family found smore specific marshmallows that were kind of flat. Maybe not reinventing the wheel but makes for a cleaner smore. 

I don’t get too crazy outside of swapping out the standard chocolate. Hershey’s cookies & cream is a surprising addition as well as reese’s cups.

Boobs sell. 

It’s going to be great seeing the Lakers screw themselves here and still lose in the 2nd round. 

This is a great point. How often do you see a chocolate chip oatmeal cookie? Almost never. Why would someone expect it to be anything other than oatmeal raisin? Not my problem if that person’s expectations are out of line.

That’s basically what it’s come down to for me as well. I can buy a handle of bourbon I like for $40 at costco and that’ll last me a month or two of drinking at home and doing whatever I please. Now that a cocktail is $10 or so (or more) I just can’t swing paying $30-40 every weekend to get a slight buzz. I’ll stick…

I assume that similar to a broken bone if it’s not correctly positioned (or kept open in this case) while healing it won’t necessarily heal as it was since I believe he tore the urethra. Either way, fuck all of that.

Dude had to self-catheter for like 3 years after the motorcycle broke his dick. The doctors told him if he didn’t his urethra might heal shut. That’s the worst few sentences I’ve ever had to type.

These changes look really positive but part of me is kinda let down that they basically copied Zarya’s primary fire and Mei’s wall for her abilities. They’re not exactly the same but pretty damn close. The teleporter change looks really intriguing though. That plus ults w/ D Va, Mei, Junk etc is gonna be wild.

I mean, sure it’d be nice to see more women on the list but in pro sports endorsements and salaries are usually a pretty direct reflection of revenues earned by the sport. Golf and tennis are largely the exceptions with female athletes but if womens’ sports aren’t drawing the ticket sales, ad revenue, tv deals, etc…

No snark received. I went back and forth between window/wall units and the portables and the portable was what fell in my budget. The best this one can do is it has a sleep timer. Also the window in our master is quite large and it would’ve been pretty tough to rig that up right.

I’ve got a particularly shitty night AC situation as I own a 2 story with an original AC (circa ~85) that barely even cools our upstairs, where of course the master is. We bought a “portable” AC that does a good job cooling the room but goddamn if it doesn’t sound like a jet engine. So most of the time we end up…

As another fellow ex-stander, I’ve stuck a soiled wad of TP to the toilet seat before. The physics of those things can get crazy, very uneven weight distribution.

I haven’t seen Wilderpeople but I was going to say that he didn’t really wow me in Deadpool 2. He was...fine but I’d seen/heard a good bit of hype for this kid that didn’t really match his performance.

Either way it seems worth the risk.

The least surprising detail of this whole story is that he’s an ex-cop.

I thought I was just being my normal anal retentive self by running the hot water for a few before I started the machine up.