Nice Price for a Summer DD, but I cannot imagine the red tape getting this from Oh Canada! to the US of A. First it will need to be tested for COVID.

The Chevy Goliath, making 80's kids cry at a dealer near you

Don’t worry, they’ll get you on the undercoating.  

It’s still the Honda nobody wanted.  Plus it’s the anemic 4-cylinder motor that would lose to a mail truck at a stoplight.  Too many miles and too much $$ for an undesirable relic of a Honda marketing mistake. No Dice

You would already have part of the fiberglass sculpture.

Yeah I think they’re gonna need a bigger skimmer for that

Good thing, too.  If this were a Tesla, the pool would still be on fire.

No, that’s the buying public.

For $10,500? A Cavalier? I don’t care it it’s a convertible. Hell, I wouldn’t care if it also included a modest vacation package to the glorious sunkist beaches of Puerto Rico valued at $5,500, while Vanna White herself flips the final letters as I solve “My wife is leaving me because I bought a Cavalier for $10,500.”

You’d think that if ever there were a time to film in fucking landscape it’d be when filming an extremely long and horizontal moving object.

Needed some fenders. 

Spoiler guard optional?

You, too, would do drugs if you had to live in Utica, New York.

For sale: Used Ambulance. Light flood damage. Ran when parked.

and the manufacturers that have and read those numbers know exactly what we’re going to buy.

Of course they’re in Dire Straights, they seem to want money for nothing.

It’s hard to get that dead body smell out of a car.

Let’s see... Even a dimwit like this guy would be able to figure out a defeat for the seat weight sensor. Perhaps a weight on the seat.

Oh right, I forgot. He’s one of those crappy “influencers” who fakes his “gold-collar” lifestyle as he eats Ramen in his parents’ basement and tries to monetize his Tiktok/Insta/Youtube.

Yes but will they fly off in a 60 MPH wind?