I know the rear deck is always propped open for cooling on Abarths , but what’s with the gaps on the frunk?  It looks like Tesla build quality.

A friend of mine had an early 60's Fiat 600.  I remember driving it once and winding it out in 1st gear... Only to look over at a mail carrier on the sidewalk who was beating me.  Faux Abarth owner asking too many Lira.  ND

Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet. Oops, oh yeah. A lot of people are still mad that that POS DID make it to market.

This Porsche Harlequin imitation (VW owners know, others google “vw harlequin”) is an unwanted, impossible project car with a description that doesn’t cover all of the issues this thing has.  ND all day.

Too many deutschmarks for a 10 year-old Passat with the interior from an NYC taxi. I’d like it if it had the VR6. ND all the way to the Audi factory where they got the engine.

The drivers seat and arm rest would like a word with the odometer reading.

I don’t know who would want this bloated, underpowered Lincoln Clown Car.  I would rather take a bus.  ND

There is nothing quite like hearing Donald J. Trump once again proclaim himself the least racist person in the room. It is the ultra-lie that betrays the ingrained dishonesty at the center of his being. Once those words leave his grease hole, you know you’ve hit the gooey fecal core of what Trump is.

I always judge how well the owner has maintained a vehicle by looking under the hood.  This thing looks like it hasn’t been touched since King Tut was a baby.  Too much cash for a blah reminder of the 70s.  ND.

I’m getting more starting forward for the Slovenian national basketball squad vibes as far as fatherhood goes.

“We’ve traced the call, it’s coming from inside the dealership!”

Too many Deutschmarks for this thing. The owner has added the cost of the timing chain job to the selling price.  ND all day.

“How many pieces do you need to cut this pie into?”

...right next to the underglow and light up skull hitch cover...

Some people pay good money for that.

Once Tesla hears that you didn’t pay for the optional convertible package, you’ll be getting a bill in the mail.  

“You guys are always complaining about panel gaps; this was the easiest solution.”

When the seller says his vehicle needs help and suggests you bring a trailer, what more discouragement does one need.  Run, don’t walk away from this fright-pig. ND

A fine example of a horrible car.  ND all day

Now Ford's jumping the curb and taking out enthusiasts.  Well played, Ford.