Success = butts in the seats. Have you noticed all the fans at the NASCAR oval races who are dressed as empty seats and the vast sections of grandstands covered with advertising tarps? NASCAR is in a death spiral and if they don’t change it will end... And they won’t change.

Wow, I didn’t think there were any of these Ford Dustbusters still around... Especially the AWD version. I can’t help thinking I have seen this body style before. Somewhere there’s a soccer mom out there who is down on her luck and needs a vehicle. This is it. NP, But I can’t help thinking I have seen this body style…

The owner, or previous owner spends $40Large on mods, but covers up the front cap damage with a nose mitten.  I wonder how many of the 100,000 miles were done 1/4 mile at a time.  This guy has only had this car for a year and wants to bail.  What does he know that he’s not telling us.  CP for too many questions.

An old-man-tan, over the hill Toy Camry for $3Large? Rob, did you mean to post this in Popular Wrinkle magazine, instead of NPorCP? I have to laugh when the owner of a junker like this has to try to convince people how valuable it is. 45 MPG?  What has this guy been smoking?  CP all the way to the old folks home,…

$5,250 for this rolling version of Dr. Frankenstein’s monster? Can’t you get a new unsold 2018 Mitsu for that price, if you are so inclined? This is a perfect example of a seller saying “I know what I’ve got here and I know what it’s worth” and being totally wrong. Run, don’t walk, from this horror show. CP

Hey Rob, did you ever try to sink yours?

That’s even MORE worrisome.

Taking his SRT-4 for a swim is the only dumb move to which the owner is admitting. What other evils lurk in the heart of the black beast? I want a DD I can drive, rather than a shade-tree mechanics 2 year project. I’m sure there are plenty of Jalops out there to take on this project, and they are welcome to it. For me…

I think it just washed up there.

Who would ever want to pay $27 Large for this poseur-mobile?  To spend that kind of money on a knock-off with seats that look like they were made in a slaughterhouse is crazy.  Why don’t they match the rest of the interior?  A well-done faux Ferrari, but let the buyer keep it.  CP

Apparently the owner is Plum out of patience for the completion of this nightmare. It also appears that English is his or her second language. Finishing someone else’s project is always a challenge, but with little useful information about this steaming pile, it yells STAY AWAY! “...an engine used in Corvettes...”…

If you come in before 9 tonight!

“...It never rains in California, but girl, don’t they warn ya?

A tomato soup orange re-paint, aftermarket wheels, not much info in the ad, being sold by a questionable dealer and a high price. Hmmm, sounds like a CP to me.

This oil-burner is in good shape, has the right tranny, has a sunroof and totally horrible factory GPS.  On top of that it has an overinflated asking price.  CP all the way back to Wolfsburg.

It’s unusual to find one of these that isn’t festooned with every $2 gimrack from Autozone and a fart can out back. A lot of this vintage Cobalt suffered clearcoat acne, but for a DD this would be fun.  NP

“...they just have less fewer buttons to push to do it...” 

I have to laugh at bull bars and winches on trucks that never leave the blacktop. The front of this beast it perfect for clearing Walmart shoppers from the parking lot while you try to find a huge parking space.  So what if it’s a 2-door.  $8,750 for this dinosaur is too much.  CP all the way to J.C. Whitney, where…

This Jag is in pretty good shape for its age and it is a “Limited Edition.” The price is steep for the number of miles on the clock.  But if you buy it, you are at the mercy of the little niggly electrical and other issues that Jags are known for. Prepare for your own crying jag.

Umm, do you specifically want a 122 HP V-8, or something less than that?