GIRL DID YOU NOT SEE THIS?

You better make sure your cat isn’t on Instagram before you unload your hot take to Mittens

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I know I always have more confidence in my attorney, surgeon, or architect when I see they keep an open bar during working hours!

But here’s the thing—he’s not just CK’s buddy in this situation, he’s a producer on a successful TV show who is lending his reputation to CK and promoting him...and, not incidentally, putting him in a position to do this to his (Stewart’s) people. He has a responsibility here that goes above and beyond you hearing…

Just to remind you who YOU are, too:

He’s 5'7" with an obvious little man complex and an entirely average jewish face. I don’t see how anyone could deem him the most attractive guy in porn. And, no, there aren’t only two types of guys in porn.

*disclaimer: mostly a Deadspin guy here

Maybe this guy can’t? Maybe the only way he can get off is by master-debating people in online threads?

You’ve said you don’t engage in romance with colleagues like 50 times in this thread.

But surely whether or not a person is receptive to sexual advances is not the metric as to whether or not they are appropriate.

He asked a person who answered to him at work to watch him masturbate. There are about five things wrong with that, right there. If you can’t see them, then maybe you really should go and read a sexual harassment handbook.

Or how about they just don’t try to fuck women who don’t want to fuck them and not jerk off in front of women who don’t want to see them jerk off? I’ve been going with this sentiment for about 20 years and it has worked out well for me.

You sound creepy as fuck. Thanks for removing yourself from the presence of women.

Woody Allen movies are horribly overrated. They’re largely wish-fulfillment fantasies for a certain kind of pompous urban white pseudointellectual.

Fuck off with that “It’s all the ex-wife’s fault” shit. Dylan, that is his daughter’s name, has as an adult accused her father in writing (in the GD NYT FFS) of molesting her on multiple occasions. Read her letter. I believe her. You know why I believe her? This man has made literally dozens of movie that sexually…

First of all, responding to bad opinions is how trolls get elevated, so it’s good practice to always be wary. Second...why on earth do you assume this person is a woman? Third, your response to my response super condescending and weird - why are you lecturing people on how to respond to responses instead of…

No one is asking you to gack it up by way of apology. Just take time to read and research before you post something that a 7 second Google search would easily refute. Hey at least you’ve learned something today, better than remaining ignorant and ignoring facts!? Thank you for listening.