She also has too much filler in her naso-labial fold. She’s starting to look like Teri Hatcher

Everybody loves gossip. Nobody loves a gossiper.

Well, now you and Bobby Finger and the rest of Jezebel editors have been warned.

That shiny forehead is a result of too much botox. It creeps me out

I am a news junkie and I do not read that crap. No news junkies I know, and I know a lot, read that crap. I find your statement hard to believe.

“We’re Gen-Xers. We hate everybody. Whatever.” ;) We also mastered the art of LOOKING busy. I worked in a dysfunctional family business where a young woman lost her job, because if there was nothing for her to do she would SLEEP AT HER DESK. The Boomer staff were all “well, then you *find* something to do,” (despite…

Owners don’t have to use the office regularly. They’re owners. The get to make the rules. And you know what? We are in a time of unprecedented change and disruption in the workplace and that means, if you want to keep your job, you learn how to adapt to the goddamn change and disruption in order to continue to draw…

Well, she must’ve not watched Sugarland Express either. Female lead played by Goldie Hawn.

And made up of his own gross bigotry and hatred for people of color. Let’snot take one admirable thing and erase the brutality that he forced people of color to endure during his time as Mayor.

Absolutely. Also, you can afford to buy an apartment in a brownstone on the Upper East Side of New York City with the earnings from writing a weekly newspaper column.

I just find it ridiculous that so many people are willing the let the government be involved in their romantic affairs, and I find it really gross how marriage has been sold to us as the ultimate way to say “I love you.” I can think of nothing less romantic that being legally shackled to someone (also not much of a…

She thinks the institution of marriage is obsolete, but she’s married to a presumably straight white dude. OF COURSE. People who actually think marriage is obsolete don’t get married.

It’s not funny. Not because it’s offensive. It’s just not funny. “Bro humps thing for laffs” what next, slipping on a banana peel.

I’m a vain bitch, so I’m not going to ding anyone for wanting to lose weight purely to look better. But so many weight-loss/diet/surgery ads routinely mention the jealousy of other women, and even one’s friends, as a motivation for weight loss, which:

MY QUEEN

Hey! I totally get where you’re coming from on a certain level, especially when it comes to the privileges of whiteness , but I must inform you I think your comment is misguided. The Irish, like many other people, were oppressed for hundreds of years under colonialism. The famine is an example of “we aren’t going to…

I had a dream last night that it was the apocalypse and I was getting pulled into the firey pits. Idk I guess that was the world preparing me for this piece of shit.

Every single song by this woman is her informing us that she’s not like other women and that’s ok because she’s better. Can she just not?

As someone who kind of shares your sentiment, I think there’s a few things going on here. (1) Her first big song, All About that Bass, purported to be all about empowerment, but still seemed preoccupied with male validation (“boys like more booty to hold at night” or whatever and further featured a white girl claiming…