LOL. That sounds annoying, but you must have a nice face to make all the people want to bug you.

I think the problem is that people need a lot of practice to master the art of no-contact eye contact and to develop instincts of whom it’s OK to talk to randomly, and that only comes from being born/years of living here. I never want to see tourists standing on the train, absolutely petrified of looking at anyone,…

Well eye contact sometimes can’t be helped, ya know? Not that I advocate staring at anyone, but I’m also not afraid of my eyes landing randomly on somebody, because it happens. Blatant refusal to look at someone can also set off the crazy (“disrespect”), looking down meekly is also inadvisable “weakness”), so I keep…

This is awful, but the “EXCUSE ME!” left-side escalator runner in me LOL’d

You know who scares the shit out of me? The wild gesticulators. Like, how fucking stupid do you have to be to suddenly thrust your arm into the air while telling your stupid story on a crowded train platform? I swear, more than people who suddenly stop walking in pedestrian traffic, more than the four-across “Melrose…

Especially in Times Square. It’s got a barely concealed level of 24/7 crazy. Don’t tell the tourists ...

Haha. Yeah it seems to pander to people that don’t care about vogue which alienates the people who do. Doesn’t make sense to me.

lol. That’s funny because I remember the outrage when they put Kim k on the cover but looks like they’ve been putting on lame celebs for years then.

Wow I didn’t know that she har a vogue cover. For shame Anna Wintour.

BAGS BY CHILLI?!

I really have little input on Donald’s marriages, but I can say that Marla is one of the nicest celebrity-type people I assisted at my last job. This was a few years ago, but she was just chatting happily about being on her way to her daughter’s college graduation, bummed because her data plan was running out, etc. If…

Yes, Naturi was it. Do you watch Power? Ha! The only scenario that Chilli doesn’t come in last is as a fourth in the final incarceration of Destiny’s Child. Michelle will always be the weakest link. Whether in a singing group, the boarding line for a plane, a game of Uno-dead last.

This is true. I did love Lisa. But I have been able to spread it around in other groups. Wanya was clearly my heart, but Nathan&Shawn were also extremely important. I was a Jordan, but Joey was fantastic, too. I loved Tia & Tamera equally! Poor Chilli. What are your feelings on her?

My guess is that Trump expected Marla, the sidepiece, to stay a sidepiece as a good sidepiece does in his world, and Ivana needed to STFU and tolerate it. Except both of those things didn’t happen because it’s not the 1800s and women have options.

I have always been Chilli-indifferent and I have yet to figure out why. She’s pretty, talented, and seems to be a loving mom. She’s obviously in the same cult of agelessness as Sade, Pharrell, and Bianca Lawson. And still, my heart won’t hold her and I don’t know why.

bitch please

I don’t know, the managing editor? I’m not saying that it is ideal or even that it can absolutely work in all circumstances, but consolidation across subimprints is hardly unusual and it’s better than losing your job, yeah?

Not by any means doubting your intelligence but why the fuck do you think?

“..that man”? You mean CLARENCE CLEMONS, saxaphonist for the E Street Band? The late Clarence Clemons, whose last thing he recorded was Edge of Glory? Huh.

The cult of motherhood is the greatest fight feminists have yet to face.